Repeat after me: Nobody wants to marry a Kenyan socialite. You know why? Because they ain’t wife material. Talking about wife material, Kim Kardashian only got to marry Kanye West because he is a guy who doesn’t give a f*ck whether she is famous because of her sex tape or not.
In Kenya, men being sort of conservative, it may take more than convincing and good sex for socialites to settle down with them. Well, if you want to prove me wrong, keep your opinion to yourself because we all know what I am talking about, let’s not pretend. These are the 5 reasons why they’re not gonna get married soon:
1. They are penis connoisseurs
They love the social life. They just won’t stop having fun for sh*t. From spending time in high-end hotels with their *clients to publicly exposing each other about their dirty business, they are just full of drama. Is any Kenyan man willing to tame and wife a lady who won’t end her penis sampling tendencies? Nope.
2. They are high maintenance
We all know that they love being pictured in Range Rovers and posh locations. They love partying with celebrities and men who blow Swishers. They board first class cabins and rock expensive jewelry. They live in ultra expensive apartments and wear shoes that cost more than your monthly salary. Will you raise kids or buy designer lipstick?
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