Saturday 5 November 2016
HUYU NI MREMBO KUPINDUKIA! I Bet This Is The SEXIEST Police Woman In Kenya (PHOTOS)
Mengi yamesemwa, mengi yamenenwa… I have finally found the most beautiful and sexiest female cop in Kenya!!
Photos Of Sexy Male Police Officer Showing Off His Masculine Body Emerge Leaving Kenyan Women Wetting Their Pants
In the past, the police service in this country was not famed for having “beautiful and sexy” cops. There was a myth that before you get recruited to join the force, you had to be dark-skinned and not beautiful. But that seems to remain just that. A misguided myth.
In the Kenyan police service today, we have some of the most sexy and beautiful women that any other sector can boast of. In fact, some of our female police officers are so damn beautiful, and curvy, and sexy, that they can give the so called beauty pageants a real run for their money!!!
We can all remember what a big deal it was when police officer Linda Okello became a sensational news item, thanks to her curves. Team Mafisi have never tired from checking out her photos. She is now referred to as “asskari”. Lol!
ASStounding Photos Of ASSkari Linda Okello’s Juicy Buttocks Emerge!
And now we have a new beauty on the block. This yellow yellow a.k.a #TeamLightSkin police officer ni mrembo kupindukia.
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Friday 4 November 2016
EXCLUSIVE! This Kenyan Artist Is Very Good At LUNGULA, According To Femi One (VIDEO)
Kenyan female rapper Wanjiku Kimani, popularly known as Femi One has been a hot topic of discussion since she released the diss track dubbed “Pilau Njeri” about a fortnight ago.
We recently invited the Kaka Empire signee to have a discussion about the song that takes a swipe at Sosuun, Noti Flow, Njeri among other female rappers.
During our interview, we asked her questions some of which had nothing to do with the song which has been topping local charts.
Among the questions asked was which artist Femi thinks is very exceptional in bed and her response left us dumbfounded. I’ll explain why in a short while.
When we asked her to choose between Kaligraph Jones and Timmy T Dat who looks like they are more fun in bed and she picked the latter, yes the “Dus Nyau” singer is good in bed, according to her. I can’t tell you how she know this.
I find Femi’s choice very interesting; interesting because not so long ago, Kush Tracey told Pulse that “Timmy’s skills are not the best, let us just say yuko down on bedroom matters. He is not as energetic as the guy you see on stage performing.”
“Hakijui Ku-do!” Timmy Dat Has The Sex Game Of A Dead Sloth Claims His Sexy Ex
Femi was also asked her to choose what she prefers between thongs and panties. What did she pick? Your guess is as good as mine.
Check out the video below.
Also Read: ENYEWE MUNGU NI MWEMA! 6 Stunning Photos Of Mercy Masika’s ADORABLE Family
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NYEGE-POSSESSED!! Havoc As 9 Extremely H*rny KCSE Candidates Trek For 10 Kilometres For A SEX Orgy At A Girls’ Dormitory
Nani atatuokoa kutoka kwenye hili janga la nyege??!! Even the kids are now over-possessed by this demon! In the recent past, cases of students being caught in explicit situations have been on the rise.
OMG! 14 Students Among Them 2 Primary School Girls Arrested Having Sex And Smoking Bhangi In Naivasha
Now, there was drama, dismay and havoc in Kisumu county on Wednesday night, 2nd November, 2016, when nine extremely h*rny Kenya Certificate of Secondary Education (KCSE) candidates were stopped from participating in a sex orgy.
The nine male candidates from Onjiko Boys’ High School in Kisumu county had trekked for 10 kilometers to Ahero Girls’ Secondary School, when they were caught trying to sneak into the girls’ dormitories to have sex.
As reported by the Standard, their move was foiled by night watchmen at the girls’ school, who repulsed the boys’ attempts, plunging the situation into chaos.
Shocking! Over 550 Students Arrested In Eldoret Getting Drunk, Having Sex And Getting Wasted!!
It was reported that after the failed mission, the boys descended Ahero township, where they broke into shops but were caught by the public before the police intervened and rescued them from the angry mob.
According to police, it was discovered that there had been prior plans ahead of the the long trek and the intended sexual escapade.
“We have since established the boys and girls had been in constant communication by use of mobile phones and this is how they planned the night meeting,” said Nyando acting OCPD Gathoni Mungaro.
According to the OCPD, all mobile phones were confiscated from the students from both schools and investigations launched. She said that the police would interrogate the students involved, and that both schools would be heavily monitored during the KCSE examination period.
A Lesbians Dilemma: St. Georges Students Sue The School For Expelling Them Over Homosexual Allegations!
She said:
“When such things occur, a lot of rumors move around. It is being said that the boys had gone to share leaked examinations with the girls and that is why we will take our time to interrogate them and record their statements.”
Also Read: TOO MUCH SEX IN CAMPUS? Half of This Top University’s Students Are Allegedly HIV Positive
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It’s Total Beauty As Ashleys Take The Day At The Afro Hair Awards
What comes to your mind when you must visit the hairstylist? When you need to have a hair cut, or have your hair plaited? Or get the hair treated or relaxed and all that?
There is someone doing you all that good. Be kind to them and say a thank you. Maybe you could give a tip. Or buy them soda. You get the drift,eh?
Now, there is beautiful news in the Afro Hair Awards, 2016. It is all about Ashleys! They won three prestigious awards at the recently held event in Nairobi.
The three awards are:
Best Salon of the year – Westgate Branch
Best School of the year – Ashleys Hair and beauty school
Honorary Award – Mrs. Terry Mungai
Next time you parade your great hairdo after your salon visit, kindly acknowledge your hairstylist, in person!
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UKWELI MTUPU! The 11 WORST Things That Can Happen On A First Date
Some first dates are like a dream: from the moment you lock eyes, you know everything is going to be just right and it is.
Others you wouldn’t repeat if someone offered you a million in cold, hard cash.
This week, dating website EliteSingles asked 45,000 singles in 15 countries to share their worst first date experiences.
Here’s their horror stories (and others) that make staying home alone suddenly appealing…
THEY’RE A CONTROL FREAK
‘For the first date, he gave me a quiz that I had to fill in. The questions were about what I like to do during sex.’
Ordering the meal for you (without asking what you want), micro-managing every aspect of the date and looking like thunder if something goes even slightly wrong are all strong indications your prospective new partner is a control freak.
Some people quite like control freaks: if you’re lazy and/or laid back, letting your partner organise everything is a bonus.
But if you feel you’re the person who’s best at making your own decisions (silly you!), smile sweetly when they send back their meal for the sixth time and never see them again.
THEY’RE OBSESSED WITH THEIR EX
‘She showed me photos of her ex boyfriend within an hour of meeting her, sighing and saying “He’s so good-looking isn’t he?”‘
I’m not sure what’s worse – the date who talks constantly and lovingly about an ex or the date who rips shreds off them – but both are HUGE red flags.
If they’ve idealised their ex, you’re never going to measure up and hate is merely the flipside of love.
The ideal response to questions about exes, should the topic arise naturally, is indifference that’s got a kindly edge to it.
Be ultra-aware of people who blame everything on their ex and take no responsibility for their part in the relationship failing.
THEY ASSUME YOU’RE ALREADY AN ITEM
‘He proposed.’
Sitting opposite someone you’ve known for a total of two hours and hearing them talk about where you’re both going to spend Christmas should ring so many alarm bells, you can’t even hear how much you’re going to love their mum and sister.
Fast-tracking relationships is a huge turn-off for both sexes, making even the most attractive person seem desperate and clingy.
THEY’RE MEAN WITH MONEY
‘He set up a date in a supermarket.’
In the old days, the rules were clear: the first date (instigated by him) would always be dinner and the guy always paid.
These days, ‘dates’ are way more casual: it’s just as likely to be a coffee rather than formal outing so who pays the bill is less important.
But even if most couples do split the bill or take turns paying later on (according to relative salary levels), intent is everything on a first date.
This is when you’re both supposed to be on best behaviour. If they don’t even offer to pay or go halves, it’s a pretty good indication generosity isn’t one of their personality traits.
THEY’RE OVERLY SEXUAL
‘He asked me to demonstrate with a dildo to check how I perform oral sex. Yes, on a first date.’
This girl’s experience was extreme (I mean the guy actually brought a dildo with him on the date!), but plenty of women go on dates with men who make crude comments right from word go.
‘He couldn’t stop talking about how big my breasts were and how he couldn’t wait to get his hands on them.’
‘He launched straight into how many women he’d met on Tinder and told me his ‘score rate’ – how many he’d slept with on the first date – was 95 percent.’
Now that’s a chat up line guaranteed never to work.
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Huyo Ni Mwepe Kama Pamba! Media Personality Sticks Up For Waiguru. She Is Not Guilty
Controversial media personality Ciku Muiruri has always ruffled feathers with her strong opinions. She is basically strong whiskey. If you cannot handle your liquor, then you definitely cannot handle Ciku Muiruri. See what she once said about Baba.
‘Raila Is Truly The Devil – Yes, Satan!’ Ciku Muiruri Savagely Attacks The CORD Leader
Ciku Muiruri is now back and she is taking sides in the ongoing NYS scandal. Read what she believes…
“I have watched Anne Waiguru’s testimony today and I must say that unlike the others that have come before the PAC on the #NYSscam she is a very effective witness. There is simply no evidence against her. Yes, it was right for her to be relieved of her duties because the buck stops with the CS. Politically, she could never have survived a scandal of this magnitude. But criminally, there is nothing anyone can pin on her. So one of two things happened:
a) Corruption was fighting back as always happens when you interfere with theft of public funds or
b) She is a brilliant criminal mastermind who was diabolical enough to have planned all this even before Jubilee was elected with such clinical precision that she anticipated this day would come.
Aslo read: Ciku Muiruri Exposes a Man Who Forced a Kiss on Her, She Says Her Expression Was Worse Than Drake’s
I believe that the simplest explanations are usually the correct ones. Based on the evidence she presented today and subsequent cross examination from MPs – My opinion is that she was hung out to dry for doing her job. I therefore apologise to Anne Waiguru for judging her before knowing the full facts. We have sadly lost a performing CS. Corruptions wins again.”
BUSTED! Photos Of Ciku Muiruri’s Daughter Showing Off Her Sexy Body Emerge
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Thursday 3 November 2016
Drugs Sex Death: These Are the Designer Drugs Kenyan Youth Are Using
A couple of weeks back, I came across a story that peaked my interest: one of the chaps behind Project X was arrested on suspicion of drug trafficking. The guy, James Njenga is related to Njenga Karume and was found to be in possession of cocaine, high grade marijuana and LSD.
This completely blew my mind because two of the drugs mentioned aren’t what you would normally find about town unless you were actively immersed in circles that are known to the dealers… And make no mistake about it, there is a sub-culture that actively seek out and consume such drugs BUT from what I know, these drugs are traditionally dealt with by foreigners (read Nigerians) who for some reason like to deal out of slums.
So I made up my mind to try and find out what goes on when it comes to the consumption of these high end drugs. This is what I found out from talking to people and police officers who asked not to be mentioned:
The fact that the James Njenga was often mentioned with regard to Project X was no mistake. It’s actually a rather efficient sales tactic to gather all your consumers (and new prospects) together so you can deal without raising too many eyebrows. So if indeed he is pushing drugs, that would have been a smart move.
One simply has to organize a party for wealthy people (money only runs with money) and offer a “buffet” of drugs if you will. And such parties are apparently in plenty.
The basic rundown of it is that often the peddler will rent one of these furnished apartments for 24hrs (I had no idea this was possible), invite his clientèle and organize lasses (or ask the guests to come with women for their own entertainment) and avail the drugs -more often than not, the way they get back their money is by either charging the clientele an attendance fee or simply finding a party being thrown by a client and availing the drugs for sale.
And Kenyans have acquired an appetite for designer drugs. I managed to speak to someone who has thrown a party and availed the drugs for his friends and he mentioned that the drugs most commonly used are cocaine, MDMA/ecstasy and codeine. For those of you not in the know, codeine is what American rappers are always singing about and referring to as “dirty sprite”. It is a cocktail made of cough syrup and alcohol. This however is a favourite of college kids who need a cheap and quick way of getting high.
And just incase you have heard of women getting taken advantage of at parties, sometimes it’s down to them having imbibed drinks that had drugs in them and they had no idea and couldn’t handle the high.
This was just an introduction. Next time we will go into details of how the parties get organised, how new clients are sourced and what happens at these parties.
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Here’s Why Everyone Is Talking About Davido’s Mentee
Davido is one of the most popular artists in the African entertainment scene and it’s no doubt that whoever is to continue his legacy when he retires has to match his talent. His recent signee is fast-rising singer Mayorkun from Nigeria.
The singer was born in Lagos, Nigeria on March 23rd, 1994. He finished his BSc. Accounting Degree at the University of Lagos in 2014. Having discovered his musical talent back in 2007. Since 2013, he has been recording, with hopes that he’ll shine someday.
In Feb this year, he uploaded a video of himself singing to Davido’s smash hit – ‘The Money’ featuring Olamide…this changed his life forever. The “Dami Duro” star invited him for a meeting and ended up signing him to Davido Music Worldwide label.
Mayorkun has released several hit songs, with “Eleko” hitting 1 million views on Youtube in just 10 days! This prompted Davido to express his surprise on Twitter. Well, the super talented guy will be coming to Kenya and you have a chance to party with him. He will be at XS Millionaires club this Saturday. He’ll also be performing “Yawa”, one of his masterpieces.
Let’s go turn up with him!
Check out “Eleko” below…
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Dear Ladies, These Are The 5 Types Of Men You Should Never Date
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Wednesday 2 November 2016
Woishee… Young Medicine Graduate Who Lost Her Mum Recounts The Pain And Struggle She Went Through
Losing a parent is one of the worst things that can happen to anyone. Life changes completely after losing a parent or both. A young Nigeria medicine graduate is among the millions of orphans in the world who have had a tough experience in life after losing her mother.
The young woman got admitted to study Medicine and Surgery in 2008 at one of the local universities and during her eight years in school, she encountered several challenges including the loss of her loved one. She recently graduated in the medicine field and she is happy to have made it this far. The young graduate in a Facebook post advised the youth to work hard and never give up in life and concentrate on the positives in life.
“You can be whatever you desire to be, all you need is to believe. To that young champ, dare to believe and you will encounter mind blowing results.”
What a message?
“Please Share to Inspire That Young Champ. My Dad’s words “Let’s share the story, it might inspire an upcoming champ ” My sojourney in OAU.Ile-Ife began in December 2008 when I got admitted to study Medicine and Surgery. All excited and charged up.the race started. Along the line. I encountered hiccups which all turned out to make me a resilient person (The loss of Mama, was the hardest blow) Fast track to 13th October, 2016-Not only did I get inducted into the medical profession. I am also a proud CEO of an upcoming clothing line RichRose.”
Here is the screenshot
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Kumbe Maisha Ya Ndoa Ni Tamu Hivi? See How Lovely Kawira of Papa Shirandula Is Looking
Life is what you make it to be. If you choose to YOLO all the years of your life that’s your choice, if you choose to be a God fearing man/ woman well and good, in the end, you will reap what you sow. So be wise. Joy Furaha popularly known as Kawira who acts as a naive girl from Gakoromoni, Nyeri County is among the few celebrities in our generation who have chosen the right path. She has decided to follow Jesus unlike many who rarely pray leave alone going to church.
From Grass To Grace: Here Are The 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Papa Shirandula’s Kawira
Married to a pastor, Kawira seems to be enjoying life in Christ and has no regrets. If she is not entertaining Kenyans on the popular Papa Shirandula TV comedy she is busy ministering to the people of God and transforming many lives. Kawira, the lady who leaves us in stitches whenever she graces the screen has been giving her counterparts a run for their money ever since she joined the acting industry. Her clean image has earned her major deals with top corporates while her counterparts are struggling to make ends meet.
Also read: True Love Is Good, Papa Shirandula’s Kawira Transforms Into A Gorgeous Damsel (PHOTO)
Apart from acting and changing the lives of many, Kawira is a humble and submissive wife to her husband Ephantus Safari. The young couple are so much in love and this can be evident from their social media accounts where they post photos of each other accompanied by love quotes. Well, Kawira has once again made a fashion statement after she stepped out in an African print attire (kitenge). She looked gorgeous than before.
See the beautiful photos below.
Doesn’t she look great? Indeed maisha ndani ya Yesu ni tamu—>Nyenyekea Mungu Akutumie! Kawira Of Papa Shirandula Spotted With Those Who Run Kenya
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‘I Caught My Husband Of 6 Years On Top Of My Niece On Our Matrimonial Bed!’ Narrates Kenyan Woman
The world is going crazy! Some of the current happenings, make some of us wonder what would happen if Jesus came back. From committing incest, bestiality to rampant fornication, human beings are living a careless life. What if your mother, sister, aunty or any close relative you are sleeping around with gets pregnant?
Cases of men indulging in sexual activities with their blood relatives have become the norm leaving people with many questions than answers. Are these people normal? Do they even read the bible or know anything about the ten commandments?
‘I Caught My Boyfriend Red Handed Having Sex With His Mother,’ Cries Out Traumatized Woman
Well, a Kenyan woman by the name Grace Maina from Nanyuki has shocked the public after she exposed her husband of six years for sleeping with her niece. Grace narrated how she found her husband bonking her niece in their matrimonial bed. The angry woman went ahead to reveal how she couldn’t stay in her marriage of six years and was forced to divorce her ill-mannered husband after finding out that her niece was pregnant.
Below is her narration, read through
“My name is Grace Maina am a single mom of three. I was married for 6yrs. My hubby was a teacher and I had a boutique shop in Nanyuki town.we both lived together… After some yrs he started sleeping with any househelp we had in the house.. He continued on until one day I went to work in the morning and my older sisters daughter came for a holiday .I left her with the kids to work… But around 10am I felt like going back to the house…
I closed job and went back home only to meet my husband on top of my niece at my bed… Na watoto wamewekewa movie.. Do u know I watched them to the last… When he Saw me he said… Sorry mum Ni shetani…. Pls.. In I replied to the girl to live my house… I called home informed mum and she requested I live with my kids. Kufika home only to know that she was 4 months pregnant for my husband… I couldn’t bare the shame and pain…. I sold my shop en came to nai… Now it’s 7yrs… He married my niece a month after I left him. Until now… I just moved on with my kids… God is faithful.. Now he called me ati ameacha huyo he wants me back with the kids… Wanaume Ni avocado haki.”
Here is the screenshot
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Fresh From Wining A Court Case Against DP Ruto, Boniface Mwangi Explains Why He Walked Out Of Jeff Koinange’s Talk Show
Boniface Mwangi is slowly turning into a force to reckon with. Boniface recently went head to head with deputy President William Ruto and won. Last night he was to make an appearance on Jeff Koinange’s live TV show, but after a misunderstanding, he walked out midshow.
Huwezi Ni Aibisha Hivyo Kijana! Ruto Threatens To Sue Boniface Mwangi Over Jacob Juma Murder Tweet
Boniface explained why.
“When Jeff Koinange invited me on his show, l asked who was l going to be with? He told me Dennis Itumbi and l declined the invite. l didn’t want to waste my time with a spin doctor who is very allergic to the truth. After a short while Jeff got intouch and told me he will host me alone. KTN produced a poster for the show that circulated online of Jeff and I. Jeff tweeted several times about the show and there was no mention of another person. The show started well and we had barely warmed the bench when Jeff pulled a fast one on me. Moses Kuria, someone with several hate speech court cases, walked in. I immediately stood up and walked out on principle. As a photographer l witnessed first hand what hate mongering can do during the post election violence of 2007-08. Kenya was almost destroyed by tribal politics in 2007-08 which led to the deaths of over 1300 people. Kuria is in court for hate remarks that could lead our country to tribal violence. My values wouldn’t allow me to share a platform with Kuria. I will not share a platform with hate-mongers, thieves, and their apologists. My values are more important than TV airtime. Thank you for watching. #TeamCourage #BMUnBounded”
Some of his fans gave him a thumbs up for walking out on the show.
One wrote, “The man is the epitome of cool. He is in a whole ‘nother stratosphere….
Great respect for you Bonnie.”
Another added, “Hapo nayo umenena. some people may infect you with their venom usiwapatie nafasi!”
Boniface Mwangi Is “DEAD”…Here Are The Photos And Video From The Mortuary
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All I Did Was Wait For Death And Cry Myself To Sleep: Janet Kanini Ikua Says. Here Is Her Victorious Story Of How She Cheated Death
Janet Kanini Ikua has beat the odds to tell her story of surviving cancer. She was diagniosed with stage-four lung cancer, the same ailment that killed her father.
In a candid social media post, Janet Kanini narrates the behind the scenes of what she went through from the first day, the cancer news was dropped like a bomb in her life.
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One year ago my India doctor walked into my hospital room at Indraprastha Apollo hospital New Delhi. He announced that my PET scan results confirmed that I had stage 4 lung cancer. The primary site was the suspicious lung lesion/mass that had baffled us for long, and the cancer had now spread to my liver, abdomen, bones and lymph nodes. He left the room and my husband followed him. Outside he told him that I had six months to live, maximum a year, and that he would do his part and treat me BUT I had to do my part and have the will to live. I was confused – crying, asking hubby ‘What do you mean stage 4? From where? Since when?’ After which I walked to the mirror and said ‘I don’t look like a stage 4. You mean I have what Tata had?” 8 and a half years ago my father got the same diagnosis, and a year later he died. He hung on long enough to escort me down the aisle in a wheelchair, breathing out of an oxygen tank, and then 2 weeks after my wedding, he passed on. So the picture I had of stage 4 was from months of seeing him lose weight, lose appetite, be so sick, with frustrated children who didn’t know what else to do for him… I was very confused. Were my 5 and 2 year old babies going to watch me as I watched him? Maybe it would be better if I just ‘left’…to spare them the heartbreak and expense? I didn’t want to take food from my babies’ mouths because of medical bills. I asked hubby to leave me alone that night so I could be alone with my thoughts, but all I could do was cry. A nurse who was wonderfully kind told me that God was with me. I was frustrated, because I thought that I had already faced the worst medical news months before in June when I was admitted into HDU/ICU for 11 days with multiple blood clots in the heart and lungs that ordinarily kill people instantly. And then here I am in India not only being told about cancer stage 4 but that there is also a blood clot sitting in my heart, almost 2cm big, and that hopefully it won’t move from the heart muscle leading to a heart attack and again the word – death. I wondered how many times a human being should be told they’re facing death in the span of 6 months. Death from things inside the body that I couldn’t even see! It’s easier to deal with something that you can touch and see. Well, the blood clot remained in the heart muscle throughout chemotherapy, slowly reducing in size. A constant reminder that truly my life is in God’s Hands -He kept the clot from moving to where it would hurt me.
Also Read: HUMBLING: Janet Kanini Ikua Pens A Heartfelt Letter To Kenyans
This may sound strange but one advantage to being diagnosed with a terminal illness is that you get a chance to get right with God, or Allah for my Muslim brothers and sisters. You have time to recall your life, to repent for wrongs done, to seek forgiveness from others and forgive them too. To find that peace that surpasses all human understanding because now you know that you’re ready to go home. That wonderful, magnificent, final home where there is no more pain, or chemo side effects, or doubt, or fear. So even as you believe for healing, keep yourself spiritually strong and ready to be taken to your final resting place at any moment, because we have our desires but God has His plans that are for our greater good. Be ready.
In the past 365 days I have learnt that medical statistics are not God’s statistics. 2 Corinthians 5:7 “For we walk by faith not by sight.” So do not be discouraged by what CT / MRI / bone scans and tumour markers show. Nor the statistics on Google searches. Nor the memories of fulani wa fulani na so-and-so who died last year, as told to you by your family/friends/colleagues. The cancer journey is a lonely one. Difficult. Scary. Intimidating. It makes you question your faith. It makes you too exhausted to pray. It makes you cry – a lot. It breaks down a man, makes him scared, causes him to be angry at the world because he isn’t the strong jogoo of the home that society expects him to be. Some of you have shared your stories, and I know that this journey is hard for spouses. Please don’t abandon your husband / wife in their time of need. Remember your vows – “For better or worse, in sickness and in health, in poverty and wealth, till death do you part.” Sacred vows made before God.
HAPANA LEGA LEGA! After Her Gruelling Battle With Cancer TV Beauty Janet Kanini-Ikua Is Now Doing This (PHOTOS)
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Meet Kenya’s Sexiest Policewoman Yet – Sergeant Kambua (PHOTOS)
Policemen or rather anyone in the security field are very special, important and need to be appreciated. They protect and provide security to the nation and its citizens but most of us don’t appreciate them. We have seen many die while in the line of duty but as a nation, we don’t really give them the respect they deserve.
Boinnet Aongeze Huyu Mshahara! Heroic Officer Wows Many After Horrific Accident
Sexy songstress and Kubamba TV host Kambua Manundu has come out to reveal the struggles our security officers go through. Kambua who rocked a pair of blue trousers and white shirt (female police uniform) looked gorgeous and one could easily confuse her for one of the Utumishi Kwa Wote crew and she would be named the sexiest sergeant in the Kenya police unit. Her dazzling looks have always left many wagging tongues anytime she steps out.
Also read: Never Seen Before! These Photos Of Citizen TV’s Kambua Will Make Kenyan Women Die Of Jealousy
Well, Kambua posted photos rocking the Kenya police uniform and captioned;
“I never realised how much pressure this uniform comes with, and how much respect the little badge on my right arm commands! What an experience this was…also, I have new found respect for the Police. Crossed this off my bucket list
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Tuesday 1 November 2016
MWAKENYA HAITOSHI! Candidates Will Do Anything For Success! These Are The Witchcraft Tricks They Are Resorting To
We are in an era of instant success. Instant fame. Instant coffee. Yaani, quick fixes to everything. It is with that background that KCPE and KCSE candidates are being cautioned from using witchcraft to help them pass exams.
Snakes, Human Intestines, Cats And Dogs Were On Menu Of Man Who Lived With Wife’s Corpse
Candidates sitting their KCPE and KCSE in Bungoma county have been asked to shun from engaging in witchcraft to pass exams. This came about after word went round that parents are encouraging their children to embrace witchcraft to succeed in the ongoing examinations.
County assembly majority leader Henry Nyongesa said it is alarming that candidates have resorted to using charms to help them pass.
“I want to caution candidates who are putting on charms in body parts like their mouths or smearing leaves on their faces that such things do not work,” he said on Tuesday.
He said only hard work and determination will enable students to pass exams.
Also read: Migingo Man Murdered For RITUAL! His Buttocks, Scalp, Ears And Eyes Cut Off
Nyongesa also warned candidates and parents against cheating.
“Avoid anyone lying to you that they are selling exam leakage. Those are con men and will land you in problems … report them to police if they approach you.”
He said the police have laid down adequate measures to ensure incidents of cheating are curbed.
The majority leader asked parents to ensure their children, especially day scholars, have sufficient time to prepare for exams.
The KCPE exams kicked off countrywide on Tuesday, with more than 40,000 candidates sitting this year.
County director of education Charles Anyika said exams started on a good note.
“We have not seen any incident and we are appealing to students, teachers and parents to cooperate and ensure there is no exam cheating,” he said.
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Demons Attack ME In School,’ Cries Bungoma KCPE Candidate Begging To Sit Exams At Home
You know those stories you hear about ‘majini’ and dismiss them as urban legends? Well, there is a real documented story about demons harrasing a poor and terrified KCPE candidate.
The KCPE candidate from Bungoma has asked to sit his exams from home, saying he is attacked by demons while in class. Samuel Kamau, 13, told journalists on Tuesday that when he revises for exams, he is unable to understand himself and experiences severe headaches and ‘heat’.
“I have been severally attacked by strange people who are not seen by others but me. It has affected my learning,” the teary-eyed boy narrated.
Kamau has appealed to the area Education director Charles Anyika to find a way to enable him do exams since he is afraid that the occurrences will affect his performance.
The Moi Primary School pupil said he has tried to pray but he has never been relieved.
The Star reports that Kamau’s father, Henry Mbaree, said his son’s behaviour scares him and efforts to assist him have never been fruitful.
“When my son is at home, he is very well; but when he enters the school compound, he is engulfed by strange powers that attack him [and] by demons that make him faint and collapse,” he said.
Mbaree appealed to the school management and well wishers to find spiritual leaders who can intercede and pray for their son.
School principal Calvin Wanyama said Kamau has been having problems and often has fainting spells.
But Wanyama said he suspects Kamau’s reaction are simply ‘exam fever’.
He also denied allegations from section of residents that the school has been attacked by evil spirits and assured parents that students are well prepared for the exams.
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Lovi Longomba’s Father-In-Law Is Looking For Money To Do This In Kenya! UCHUMI NI MBAYA BOSS
When popular music duo, the Longombas relocated to the States, many thought their music careers were over. However, Lovi and Christian Longomba have put their best music foot forward and have released at least two hot hits Queen and What You Like.
Lovi who is married to a fellow musician and actress Ida Onyango are blessed with a son together. His father-in-law, a Hollywood actor wants to work on a Kenyan TV series production. Benjamin Onyango together with a team of friends in the Diaspora in collaboration with Tafsiri Entertainment in Nairobi, are in the pre-production phase of producing a TV series called The Wives.
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The show will be shot entirely on location in Simerro, Ugenya. The tentative start date will be approximately the first week of January 2017 and depending on the available budget. It will take approximately 1 month to 2 months to shoot all 13 episodes.
According to a release,
This project will not only provide employment to many up-and-coming actors and filmmakers in Kenya but will also be a great way for myself, an actor in Hollywood, California and my diaspora supporters (you) made up of regular folks, business owners and film enthusiasts to give back to our Kenyan community.
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Benjamin reveals The Wives has been written in a witty manner to both entertain and educate it’s audience about the ramifications (good or bad) of this ancient African practice.
It is not clear of the Longomba’s will bag a role in the show. Anyhow, the production crew is appealing for funds to make this show a reality.
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UTAMU WA NDOA! Uhuru’s First Son “Looking Pretty” After Getting Married (PHOTOS)
They say marriage is not a bed of roses but it is not an easy stroll down the road. Look at the young people’s relationships e.g. Saumu Mbuvi and Ben Gathu, Joyce Omondi and Waihiga Mwaura and Jomo Kenyatta and Achola Ngobi Fiona… their marriages seem to be just perfect. They are the perfect examples of marriages that cross tribal lines and they do seem to work.
Well, Uhuru Kenyatta’s son, Jomo Kenyatta who recently wedded his girlfriend in a traditional Kikuyu ceremony has become the envy of the town. Jomo seems to be enjoying his marriage with the dark skinned lady from the lake region.
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Ever since he got married, he has been keeping a low profile but today he showed up in public, looking dapper and oh so handsome. He looks like a real man and is looking ready to start his family. Achola seems to be taking good care of him. The son of the 4th president of Kenya accompanied Machakos governor Alfred Mutua this afternoon during the of launch of the 2016 Machakosfest 2nd edition.
“Accompanied by Jomo Kenyatta after he had paid me a courtesy call, I have this afternoon launched the 2016 Machakosfest, a short film festival at the Machakos People’s Park. This will be the second edition of the festival that seeks to provide a platform for new talents in the film industry to showcase their work and interact with experienced film makers and related professionals in the industry. This will help nurture and promote the film industry and ultimately raise the production value in Kenya and beyond.
Films should be: a maximum of 7 minutes long, shot specifically for this year’s edition with the first public screening being at the Gala, have at least a scene or location shot within Machakos County. Films should be in any Kenyan language (with subtitles) and be delivered on DVD or HD MP4 format in 24 frames per seconds.
The grand prize is Ksh.1M. I will top that up with a personal contribution of Ksh.200,000 to the overall winner. This year’s edition is better with additional categories such as Documentary films, Schools category and Tertiary institutions. The first prize for these categories is Ksh.250,000.
My Government acknowledges the potential in the film industry. Let me reiterate that no film maker should be charged any fees to make a movie in Machakos. I urge film makers and stakeholders in the industry to take advantage of digital broadcasting and create quality content for an ever growing market for local content.”
Mutua posted on his official Facebook Page accompanied by the photos below of him and Jomo Kenyatta.
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