Friday, 1 April 2016

An Open Letter To Voluptuous Police Woman Linda Okello And Company (MUST READ)

This is an open letter to our police women turned social-media-beauty-queens. Before I commence on my rant/letter, allow me to give a brief intro.

Kenya is one of the best countries in Africa but we face a lot of challenges, among them insecurity, poverty, terrorism and ignorance. But with the many security officers around, many have been asking who is going to save us from the rampant cases of insecurity, if our policewomen have turned into social media “models” instead of maintaining law and order.

Of late, we have seen several female police officers share their photos, both decent and not so decent on social media. At this rate, it seems the fad will continue as more and more hot looking, stare inducing police officers join the profession. They will join the bandwagon of those already seeking the approval of KOT and their cousins in the looks department. From the infamous Linda Okello to Emma Brenda, Kenyans are confused, who is going to save them?

Team Mafisi Mtaweza? Sexiest Female Cop Shares Breathtaking Photos

Well, Linda Okello and company, here is what you should know (MUST READ)

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Lifestyle Of The Rich And Famous: Check Out Anerlisa Muigai’s Expensive Furniture

I am your typical bachelor. I lead a Spartan existence. It suits my lifestyle. Although to be honest, my place doesn’t see too much of me so I have never been too bothered by acquiring furniture.

With All His Churchill Show Money, Owago Onyiro’s House Doesn’t Have Furniture (PHOTOS)

Well, it would seem this is strictly a bachelor thing as Anerlisa Muigai has decked out her pad a proper one. She really does have classy taste and the finances to back it. Check out her pad on the next page:

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Savage! This Man Videotaped Random Strangers Having Sex At His Park And His Neighbours Applaude Him For It

One California citizen is so fed up with what’s going on at the park outside his Sacramento home, he’s set up an arsenal of surveillance cameras all the way up a light pole to record the activities.

Marty, the neighborhood watchman said: “I have seen and recorded 50 some sex events.

One couple was getting frisky out in the open for any passerby to see. Afterwards they adjust their clothing, and then took off.

Another couple cuddled and then got behind the wheel and drove away.

For other lovebirds, as things got steamy, Marty actually confronted them.

“I’m just a guy protecting my neighborhood and my family,” he told IE.

Marty, who asked us not to use his full name, is a concrete salesman. He says when he moved into the neighborhood, he loved the park. By day it’s a scene of pleasant, family-friendly activities where children play but it’s another story at night.

In some videos he saw a man rolling up a joint. In another incident he caught teens drinking in the park.

“I video everything,” he said. “We either offer it to the police to use as evidence against them or we put it up on YouTube.”

 

You can watch the video here

 

 

 

 

Source: Yahoo News

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FORGET ABOUT OLIECH’S Sh10M DEAL! Meet The New Millionaire Sportsman In Town

Barely a month after Dennis Oliech bagged a multi-million shilling deal with a popular betting company that paid him Sh10M, there is a new millionaire in town who has denied the former Harambee Stars skipper his bragging rights. He is none other than Martin Sikuku Wekesa.

The coastal-based former referee has been awarded Sh20M by a Mombasa Law Court,  in compensation for loss of “conjugal rights” following a suit filed against Football Kenya Federation four years ago.

Wekesa had his private parts injured during a past FKF Division 1 league derby, pitting traditional arch rivals Sparki Youth and Admiral that was played at Tudor Grounds on September 22nd, 2013.

 

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NI KUBAYA! This Is Why You Will Never See Fat Presenters On TV

Just recently, the Kenya Film Classification Board banned the controversial Same Love song featuring bi-sexual rapper Noti Flow and top gospel homosexual singer Joji Baro, and now the state agency has given a stern warning to fat TV personalities. Ezekiel Mutua, the CEO of KFCB, in an interview with Standard, said that they are trying to restore “sanity” to our TV screens and starting April 8, those gracing our screens will be “vetted”. Plus size or “fat” presenters will have to pave way for others.

This Is What Kenya’s First Openly Gay Gospel Musician Had To Say After The Government Banned His Song

The CEO has been in the limelight making all sorts of pronouncements, some of which have not gone down well with Kenyans. He has In the recent past been fighting tooth and nail to protect children from pornography and any other forms of explicit content, that promote immorality.

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Thursday, 31 March 2016

1st April 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Happy Fools Day Mpasholets! Keep it at Mpasho today for more juicy stories. But before we start feeding you with the latest trends, below are the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about, go through:

1.Avril_Singer _Kenya

FARE THEE WELL! Avril’s Late Father Laid To Rest (PHOTOS)

2.Okello Linda

Hii Joto Itamalisa Watu Hii Nairobi! Bootylicious Cop Linda Okello Now Spotted Half Naked, Exposes Juicy Camel Toe (PHOTOS)

3.ShockedCat2

Maasai Man Goes Berserk, Gives Mpango Wa Kando ATM and M-Pesa PIN After She Put Her CLIT In His Mouth

4.Explicit Content

UTAMU WA GARI NI KUPELEKA POLEPOLE! Watch This Luo Man And Lady “Kulana” Live Live In Public (MUST WATCH)

5.tanzanian-crooner-diamond-platnumz

KAZI NI KUTURINGIA NA HATA HUJAWAHI ENDA UGANDA! Kenyan Musicians Will Hate Themselves After Seeing Diamond Platnumz’s Concert Schedule

6.kenyan crying lol

MEDIA SIO YA MAMA YAKO?! After Divorcing His Celeb Wife This Nairobi Pastor Is Whining About Negative Media Coverage

7.kathy-kiuna7

WENYE WIVU WAHUG TRANSFORMER! Here Is The Similarity Between Kathy Kiuna And Jesus

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MOTO KAMA PASI! Powerful Kenyan Politician’s Dirty Sex Chat With A Famous Socialite Leaks! (Screenshots)

We’ve all seen how rich, famous and influential most of these Instagram socialites have become nowadays without doing anything worth talking about. Most of them claim they are businesswomen, yet they’re always on vacation and sleep all day in 5-star hotel rooms. Which business? Socialite_Politicians

So who are these chaps making it difficult for young lads to smash these basic lasses? They must be politicians and wealthy businessmen with so much money to waste. I’m not even bitter. (Read post below)

Are Politicians The New Socialites Sponsors?

Last night I got my mitts on some screenshots of a very intriguing WhatsApp conversation between an influential Kenyan politician and a famous socialite. Of course, it started with greetings and after a few minutes later they were talking about bedroom business.

Check out the exclusive screenshots on the next page.

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