Tuesday, 2 August 2016
JARIBU UKUFE! Here Are The 5 Mistakes Kenyan Bachelors Should NEVER Make
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Check Out This Man Who Has Grown Breasts After Making Love To A Neighbours Wife!
When it comes to coveting your neighbour or your friend’s wife, don’t! And the guy I am about to introduce to you is the reason why you mustn’t.
Imagine if you will, that your neighbour has a sexy little lass he calls his wife. He travels alot (coincidence looking up for you) and leaves his wife alone to her own designs often.
So this homie check in from stage left and begins to enjoy eating her guava -something her husband had to pay dowry to enjoy. Little did he know that the husband has gone to a very potent witchdoctor who has cast a spell…
The spell makes any man who is eating his wife other than the husband grow breasts. And guess what happened to the man who was eating this married woman?
Why bother guessing when I am about to show you:
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Monday, 1 August 2016
2nd August 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About
Top of the morning to you and yours. It is about that time of the day when I get to heating up your morning with the 7 hottest Kenyans are talking about:
#1.
Mungu Mponye! This Is Why Maina Kageni Needs Your Prayers More Than Before
Radio King Maina Kageni needs your prayers. The Classic 105 sensational presenter is set to undergo surgery tonight at the Aga Khan Hospital, Nairobi.
#2.
Sauti Ya Kumtoa Nyoka Pangoni! 6 Things You Didn’t Know About This Woman With The SWEETEST Voice On Kenyan Radio
Days are gone when the media industry was known to be one boring place full of old chaps especially men. Nowadays, things have changed. We have seen a crop of new presenters and news anchors/readers transform the media industry for the past 10 years and we are indeed happy about them.
#3.
Donald Trump’s Sexy Wife’s Nude Photos Leak Online! Kumbe Hii Ndio Kitu Anakula?!
Donald Trump… If I said what I really think of that weave wearing orangutan, the FBI will definitely begin to monitor me -if they haven’t already. And seeing as melanin is not bullet proof and I like my skin without and bullet puncture holes, I shall instead focus on his hot wife.
#4.
Check Out The Sights And Sounds From Koroga Festival (PHOTO GALLERY)
Koroga fest went down and things seemed to have been fire if the images I am about to share with you are any indication. Mafikizolo were the main act and I have seen them before so I know the performance was fire! But I am more interested in what was going on away from the stage. Check it out below:
#5.
“Akina Leah Hupanua Miguu Ovyo Ovyo!”, Here Are The Characteristics Of Kenyan Women Who Carry These Names
Kenyan men are just crazy! They judge Kenyan women according to their names. From branding you a whore to calling you a freak.
#6.
Alleged Kirinyaga MCA Whose Sextape Leaked Now Caught With Unknown Woman Half Naked In Bed (PHOTOS)
Remember Nyaga Nyaga the alleged Kirinyaga MCA whose sex tape leaked 2 months ago? Well, Nyaga Nyaga is back with a bang and this time, his photos enjoying some quality time in bed with an unknown woman have surfaced online.
#7.
Akothee The Millionaire Finally Speaks About Her ILLUMINATI Links Moments After Thieves Did This To Her (PHOTO)
Singer Akothee is one of the most flamboyant celebrities we have in Kenya. The Djele Djele hit maker was robbed last night, an event that has prompted her to admonish all those people who still say that she is a member of the Illuminati.
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UNYAMA! Kenyan Man Chops Off His Wife’s Hands Because She Could Not Bear Him Children (GRAPHIC PHOTOS)
Cases of domestic violence have been rampant in the recent past despite the Human Rights activists efforts to save children and women. A woman from Kathama village Machakos County has been left handicapped after her husband of seven years chopped off her hands.
According to the lady, her 34 year old husband Steven Ndenge allegedly attacked her because she could not bear him children yet she says that they both went to see a doctor who told them that one of them was barren and hence they couldn’t have children.
The lady claims since then; her husband never came back home for close to three months but when he showed up, he chopped off her hands leaving her handicapped and now she cannot do anything and that she depends on her aging parents to help her.
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