Following my colleague Cynthia Misiki’s demand that men should treat their women better in bed, I hereby stand by the much-deprived rights of the male population. Not because I am their representative but because I also need this kind of TLC. Kenyan women need to heed to my call.
Here are some of the things I expect a caring woman to do for her man in cold mornings;
1. Cuddle for 30 minutes
I don’t mind cuddling up with my girl in bed during a rainy morning. A 30-45 minute cuddle will allow us to crack jokes, plan our days better and come up with new vacation ideas. It’ll be a source of positive energy in the morning. We’ll have a good time at work during the day. We all know what this could lead to. To all those judgmental f*cks out there, I could care less.
2. Morning glory
This is the best thing I need, but not on overdose. I do not want to go to work looking wasted. Even Ronda Rousey loves sex before hitting the ring. She has a lot of sex before her fights. So why should I not embrace this? If my girl does not want it, I am the kind of guy who does not care too much about trivial stuff. I’ll excuse her, as long as she does not make a spreadsheet of excuses to use whenever I want it. This works for all men out there.
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