For the longest time I have been one of the proponents of ratchetry. I like me some ratchet lasses. What’s not to like? They are exciting; they are down to live life with no inhibitions. However, this past weekend I was subjected to the cruel and unusual punishment of having to endure some new mutation of ratchetry: sophisti-ratchetry.I was jamming with a friend of mine whom I had been fixing on hosting a BBQ with but that didn’t quite work out. We had to come up with an alternative, and fast -seeing as our friends were already enroute. We did.
That was when the ratchetry ensued. You see, I am not accustomed to hanging out with younger lasses. I usually surround myself with a more mature crowd. However, on the material day, my homie was rolling with his younger friends -and trust that this was a horrible mistake. I came face to face with the the new face of ratchetry -sophisti-ratchet.
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And I came to find out why this was a mistake. I came up with a list of lessons that I want to share with you lads so you do not make the same mistake I did. And they are:
#1. University girls have no money
I guess this one was to be expected but when I talk about having no money I mean rolling on coins. While university lads will save up for an event or a night out, Uni lasses roll with absolutely nothing!
That means that if you are hanging out with them, you have to prepare to cover ALL the costs! Bleaurgh!
#2. Zero manners (zero chills)
Have you ever seen a lass chug down all your alcohol? Think about it… You buy alcohol without any of these lasses chipping in only for them to finish it even before you can taste any. Bah! You cheap slugs!
Have you ever had to endure watching a person empty out an entire bottle you bought?
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