Saturday 30 April 2016

DUNIA KWISHA! One Young Woman’s Fury After A Man Sends Her Photo Of Another Woman’s Massive Clit (PHOTO)

Technology has revolutionised the way human beings live. It has brought drastic changes in the way we talk, transact business and interact. One simple gadget called the cellular phone has, in particular, overhauled communication among other basic human-to-human interactions.

WhatsApp- this application is slowly taking over the traditional short message service, but we’ve experienced lots of “problems” because of it. Case in point, Hellen Akinyi is not a happy lady. Reason?

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SECRETS UNRAVELLED! Sexy Socialite Huddah Monroe Reveals What Would Be Her Greatest Regret In Life

A lot of people have called her many unprintable names. Some have even wished her ill. But for one Huddah Monroe ‘the boss chick’, that has never seemed to bother her. She has kept it going, leaving Team Mafisi members drooling with lust!

‘I’m So In love…’ Huddah Monroe Finally Reveals The Man Who Has Been Eating Her Goodies For 4 Years!

Now, Huddah seems to be slowly crawling out of her shell with some deadly venom! Apart from making endless round-the-world trips, she has something concrete in her mind. She thinks.

Huddah Monroe Is Back To Posing Naked As Usual (Photos)

The beautiful and screaming hot light-skin has said something that has never been said before! She has let out a secret about what would be her greatest regret in this life.

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INSPIRATIONAL SATURDAY! This Beautiful Gospel Singer Can’t And Won’t Calm Down Because It’s Her Birthday Today (PHOTOS)

She is one of Kenya’s best gospel (worship) singers of all time. Her songs have topped charts and there is absolutely no doubt that Sarah Kiarie, popularly known as Sarah K, has been an amazing blessing to many.

These 10 Kenyan Artists Just Became Millionaires Thanks To MCSK Royalties

She released her maiden album called Wamtumainio Bwana in the year 2000. In 2014, she won three accolades at the Groove Awards for the Female Artiste of the Year, Song Writer of the Year and Worship Song of the Year for her mega hit, Hakuna Silaha. In late 2015, she released a new eight-track album titled Yote Yawazekana. In total, she has chucked six solo studio albums including Milele Daima, Adonai, Testimony and Liseme.

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Friday 29 April 2016

DEADLY NAIROBI FLOODS: 4 Dead, 3 Injured After DoD Wall Collapses On Lenana Road (VIDEO)

Four people were killed when the DoD perimeter wall collapsed on them, as they took shelter from heavy rain along Lenana Road in Nairobi.

IN PICTURES: See The Damage Caused By The Heavy Rainfall In Nairobi Yesteday

The Kenya Red Cross Society said via Twitter that the road is among several affected. Others are Dennis Pritt, Bunyala, Commercial Street and Uhuru Highway.

In Nairobi on Thursday, motorists and commuters were stuck in traffic following heavy rains that rendered roads impassible.

Several roads including Kenyatta Avenue, and Ojijo Road in Westlands were flooded, forcing pedestrians to wade through the water to get to different parts of the city.

The meteorological department had warned of heavy rains from April to June. The department said Coast, Western, Central and Rift Valley regions would be affected.

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BE WARNED! This 20-Year-Old Girl Died After Allegedly Smoking Too Much Sheesha In Kiambu (VIDEO)

This Is Cool: Check Out The Most Entertaining Terminal In Nairobi CBD

MAPENZI YAMEKOLEA! What This Business Management Mogul Told His New Wife Soon After Their Honeymoon Will Leave You Feeling So Envious (PHOTOS)

The Holy Bible says in Mark 10:9, “What therefore God has joined together, let not man put asunder.” On Saturday, April 23, 2016, God joined two flesh together to become one. Mark 10:8, “And the two will become one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one flesh.”

On this beautiful day, with the sun shinning, Taurus Media and Kaka Empire’s Business Development manager, Dennis Njenga, said “I do” to his smoking hot fiancĂ©e, Brenda Wambani Kamau. The lovely couple exchanged vows on Saturday at a colourful garden ceremony held at the Brookhaven Gardens in Karen, Nairobi.

Rapper King Kaka was the best man at the nuptials and Dennis couldn’t hide his appreciation for him.

King Kaka“My best man the King himself, tumetoka far. From when he used to give me private math lessons in High School. Alikuwa no.1 in class always. Asante sana bro @thekingkaka for standing with me when I had nothing. God bless you and your family,” Dennis posted on his Instagram.

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FORGET PROJECT X! Kenyan Atheists To Hold Mega Bash At City Night Club

Forget about the infamous project X. There is a new trend in town and everyone is talking about it. The Atheists community has left many wobbling tongues after a poster containing details of their first meeting went viral.

The Atheists who lack a belief in any supernatural being, will hold  a mega party at a popular city joint this Saturday to celebrate their cult. A phrase “WITHOUT GOD” on the poster has sent tongues wagging, with many even condemning them. But who are we to judge?

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“Why My 4-Year-Old Daughter Can’t Have A Boyfriend” Declares Funny Father

A Scottish father left his four-year-old daughter outraged after having a heated discussion with her about boyfriends in a hilarious video.

John Tierney, from Blantyre, South Lanarkshire, told his Grace she was going to become a nun, and that he would break her boyfriend’s legs, and lock up his dad in the deadpan clip.

The video, which was posted on Twitter, has already been retweeted more than 2,000 times and like-minded fathers have applauded the 37-year-old’s ‘sensational’ parenting skills.

Funny Father

 

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29th April 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Top of the morning but I am late so let us get into it!

#1. 

MPASHO EXCLUSIVE: Jeff Koinange Attacked And Robbed

Word just arriving at my desk is that Jeff Koinange was attacked and robbed at 2:30am at his house in Kitisuru.The robbers came in through a gate leading to a river (apparently his house is river-front property), shot in the air which caused pandemonium in no small measure.

#2. in_bed

REVEALED: These Are The Favourite Sexual Positions Of Men From Each Tribe In Kenya

A week or two back, I ran a piece about the favourite sexual positions of women from several Kenyan tribes and it got quite alot of feedback.

#3. Wangui WA Kim

Ayayai!!! Wannabe Socialite Who Works As A Petrol Attendant Parades Her Thick Thunder Thighs! (PHOTOS)

Wamama wacheni kutuaibisha priss! Some of the things we do leave us embarrassed in public. From splashing nudies to sharing photos which promote pornography and immorality, some women are really failing us. Who is going to save our generation?

 #4. Nick Mutuma

NAIROBI INA WENYEWE! TV Hunks Nick Mutuma And Martin Kimathi Are ‘Tired Of Faking It’, Say Enough Is Enough

Maisha ya Nairobi ni magumu baba! Many of us face numerous daily struggles in this ‘concrete jungle’ to make ends meet. There are those of us who live purely from hand to mouth, while others are scavengers whose lives depends solely on the trash and leftovers of the ‘haves’. The ‘haves’ are pitched at the top of the food chain, which means they literally dictate the amount and quality of leftovers that should trickle down to the ‘have-nots’.

#5. 

NYEGE HAZINA ADABU! 2 Wazungu Caught On Camera Having Sex At Train Station! (VIDEO)

Zero chills it seems extends to morals because honestly these 2 wazungu’s do not give a *what they were doing in public*!

The pair it seems were overcome by their horniness and decided the best place to have coitus was in public. Public displays of affection I doubt are meant to go this far, but who am I to judge?

#6. Papa_Wemba

NI UCHUNGU SANA! Papa Wemba’s Body Arrives In DRC Congo (PHOTOS)

The body of the late legendary Congolese singer Jules Shungu Wembadio Pene Kikumba, popularly known as Papa Wemba, has just arrived in DRC Congo. The King of Congolese Rhumba music passed away last Sunday, moments after collapsing on stage in Abidjan, Ivory Coast where he was performing at  a cultural event. He was 66-years-old.

#7. Guinness_BraisedShortRibs

Lamb Chops Vs Pork Ribs: You Tell Us Where We Can Get The Best Ones In Nairobi!

It’s going to be a long weekend and for some of my friends, the weekend’s already started. I’m charged. The boss has already listed the work he wants me to do and when he reads this, he’ll probably laugh. (Hello boss? This first paragraph is dedicated to you because I’ll finish my work on time)

 

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Thursday 28 April 2016

Is He Really Broke? Oliech Now Spotted With Popular Politician’s Alleged Mpango Wa Kando In His House (Video Evidence)

Former controversial Kenyan International footballer Dennis Oliech is eating life with a big spoon. The 32-year-old, who recently sealed a Sh10Million deal with one of the top betting firms in the world, has of late been galilounging and a look at his social media tells so. From sipping on expensive drinks to hanging out with petite-figured light-skinned lasses, Oliech is really having the time of his life.

Oliech, who quit football a few weeks ago, is again in the headlines after videos of him cruising around in his new Mercedes-Benz with two ladies went viral. One of the lasses is Julie Minage, an alleged popular politician’s mpango wa kando while the second lady is believe to be her pal. Julie, who came to the limelight after she posted photos flaunting stacks of cash, could not resist Oliech and she shared every moment spent with him on social media.

Kenya Ina Wenyewe! As You Languish In Poverty, Others Are Playing With Money (PHOTO)

Rumour has it that they met at a popular bar along Lang’ata road and to some extent, this might be true because Julie tagged all the locations she was at, in every pic she posted. She even revealed that they were all drunk in a Snapchat she captioned “drunkards driving”.  The three then visited Oliech’s house and she even wore his T-shirt. The petite-figured lass took pics and posted videos on snapchat just to show her followers that she had finally met Oliech “The Menace”

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SHOCKING! Did Gospel Singer Betty Bayo Go The Vera Sidika Way And Get Some Plastic Surgery Done? (PHOTOS)

IN PICTURES: See The Damage Caused By The Heavy Rainfall In Nairobi Today

Kenyan Celebrity Weddings That Cost Millions But The Marriage Was Worth 2 Shillings Only!

Wedding: 2 million shillings.

Marriage: 2 bob.

what the fuck lol

This is the narrative of most celebrity weddings it seems. Whenever there is a lavish engagement party followed by an opulent wedding sadly a few months later, a divorce is looming.

I was engaged in heated banter with my colleagues today about how much I would pay for a wedding and I was adamant that I would only fork out Sh100,000/- and I feel I have been more than generous.

The only dowry I am comfortable parting with is 3 CHICKEN MEALS FROM CHICKEN INN AND THE BUS FARE IT WILL COST MY PEOPLE TO MEET YOUR PEOPLE! This is especially because we live in tough economic times and even banks are going broke (Chase Bank) so my woman would have to understand and break the news to her family in whatever tongue they speak.

But this is not about me and my financial savvy decisions, it is about celebrities who spend millions on their weddings only for the marriage to go bust, in the time it takes to conceive a corruption masterplan, execute it, get exposed and weather the storm of public outrage but finally get away scot free!

And the celebrities who spent more on their weddings than marriage counseling are:

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NAIROBI INA WENYEWE! TV Hunks Nick Mutuma And Martin Kimathi Are ‘Tired Of Faking It’, Say Enough Is Enough

WAJINGA NDIO WALIWAO! 2 Worshippers Conned Sh5.6 Million By “Bonoko” Kenyan Pastors

The end times are here! Rogue “men of God” are conning innocent Kenyans in the name of healing and performing miracles. Just as the Bible states in the book of Revelation about fake prophets. From controversial pastor Victor Kanyari to scandalous Apostle James Ng’ang’a, who con their gullible followers off their hard earned money, this fad may not stop anytime soon. Such cases are so rampant nowadays although not all are reported.

Kanyari Baba Yao! Here Are The Most Controversial Kenyan Pastors (PHOTOS)

Well, Bishop Samuel Muchai alias Pastor Brown and  prophetess Esther Gitau from United Hope World Reach Church in Nyahururu, have been arrested for allegedly stealing Sh5.6 million from two worshipers, after promising to drive away demons.

Also read: Mpasho Investigates Wolves In Sheep Skin Part 1: From Street Preacher To Demigod; Pastor James Ng’ang’a’s Secrets Revealed

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SWEET! This Photo of Teacher Wanjiku And Her Bundle Of Joy Is The Cutest Thing You’ll See Today

Popular comedian Teacher Wanjiku is a happy woman. Her daughter has brought a lot of joy and laughter to her family. The witty comedian, who has been keeping a low profile ever since she gave birth, seems to be working on a comeback and soon, she will be on your screens.

True Love Is Sweet: Pregnant Teacher Wanjiku Really Glowing (PHOTOS)

Teacher Wanjiku has transformed into a damsel and from the look of things, one can tell that she is enjoying motherhood. Today, her bundle of joy turned 6 months and she took to social media to pen down a sweet message for her. The little angel is all grown.

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Wednesday 27 April 2016

Is This TerryAnne Chebet’s New Crush?

Owning a car seems to be a necessity for most Kenyans nowadays especially celebrities. Of late, we have seen many of them cruise around the city in different cars, and this is a clear indication that their respective jobs pay well; whether it’s comedy, media or music. When they attend a public event, they rarely use public transport vehicles nowadays, as they always ensure that at least they have a car, whether it’s a car hire or a personal one, just to avoid being exposed by paparazzi.

Well, they say the car you drive tells more about you, and I agree with that; whether it’s a Range Rover or Peel P50. Citizen TV’s TerryAnne Chebet has just confessed her love for a Mercedes G series; of course it had to be a German Machine! She currently drives a Range Rover (Vogue), and you never know, maybe she is soon going to buy the German beast as her love for cars cannot be measured.

“Madly in love with this baby!!!! ❤️❤️❤️”

She posted a photo of the car and captioned, ‘Endelea kuturingia na Fielder mzee’.

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Mkokoteni Pusher Who Sneaked Into State House Found Dead At Uhuru Park

William Ngene Njuguna, a handcart pusher who sneaked into State House, Nairobi, a few weeks ago was found dead at Uhuru Park last week.

Mkokoteni Pusher Reveals Why He Sneaked Into State House – This Guy Is Hilarious!

Police officers who found the body used fingerprints to identify the victim as 29-year-old William Ngene.

Mutuini chief George Mukuria told the Nation that Ngene hailed from the area. The officers located and informed his family with the help of an MCA.

Police took Ngene’s body to City Mortuary and have launched investigations. But Nairobi Police Commander Japheth Koome told The Star on phone on Wednesday that he was not aware of the incident.

Ngene provoked laughter in court with his explanation for sneaking into State House, before Nairobi chief magistrate Daniel Ogemba.

“Your honour, I have never been to State House. I only see it on pictures and TV. I have seen all beautiful buildings in the city… I was curious,” he said.

The court heard that the accused left his mkokoteni (handcart) at Uhuru Park, passed through Central Park and headed to the heavily guarded location.

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Introducing The New Women Panties That Barely Cover The Guava – Ladies Would You Buy This? (Photo)

Must Read: 5 Ways To Win Her Heart On The First Date

When she finally says yes to the first date with you, there are usually a few things that come to your mind. First, you start worrying about what to say to her on that day. Secondly, you think about what to do and what not to do when you’ll get to meet her. There’s nothing like the feeling of uncertainty on your first date.

I’ve been there before and I must admit, you need a plan. Failing to plan is planning to fail. A first date should be awesome for the both of you and if you get things right, you really shouldn’t have any pressure. Rejection is real and it sucks but you can avoid it. The key is to get it right.

Gentlemen, here’s some great help. These are some of the essential things that you need to keep in mind for a great first date. The ladies reading this will agree.

1. Call. Don’t WhatsApp or text

If you’re setting up a date and you have her number, don’t do it over WhatsApp and don’t do it over text messaging (…and yes, that includes, Viber, Telegram, WeChat or any that’s using her phone number). You risk coming across as weak. Give her a call – she deserves your attention. Like a good gentleman, ask her how she’s been doing and create some rapport. When the conversation is flowing, get to it – ask her out. Show her you’ve got it together. She’ll respect that and she won’t say no. Definitely scores you some marks.

2. Arrive early

If you agree to meet out somewhere, be the first to arrive. Don’t show up an hour later. You’re the man, period. Get there early, find a nice place to sit and be sure that you’ve got the cash ready to sort out the bill. Yes, a gentleman sorts out the bill because he’s the one who asked her out. Be patient while you wait. It shows that you’re a gentleman who can handle her well.

The next tip will sweep her off her feet! >>

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FURAHA ILIYOJE!! Kenya’s Cutest Media Couple Blessed With A Bouncing Baby Girl

FINALLY! Maina Kageni’s Super Expensive Brand New Monster Is Here, Check Out The Photos

Work hard in silence and let success make the noise; this has always been Maina Kageni’s motto. The sensational Classic 105 radio presenter recently sent social media abuzz after his co-host Mwalimu Kinga’ang’i spilt the beans about his new car.

Check Out Maina Kageni’s Brand New German Monster! (PHOTO)

Maina Kageni, who is known for his flashy lifestyle, has just “unveiled” his brand new BMW X6 monster. While his counterparts are wasting money on alcohol, Maina cruises in sleek rides.

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Tuesday 26 April 2016

PILIPILI USIYOILA YAKUWASHIA NINI? People Should Leave Vera Sidika Alone And Concentrate On Their Lives!

I’m just pissed off. Kenyans are their own worst enemies. Instead of supporting your own, you go around yapping and spreading lies about someone. What would you do if people start talking s***t behind your back? Well, this goes to Vera Sidika’s haters; do not call her a prostitute unless you do it with her, do not spread lies just to tarnish her name, please do not point fingers, let us not judge others.

We all know Vera Sidika, Corazon Kwamboka and Huddah Monroe are the ONLY popular or rather well-known Kenyan socialites globally. Despite their “trade”, we love and support all of them even if they don’t see eye to eye with each other. Just the other day, Huddah Monroe took to social media to flaunt her family’s house and this left many praising her, including me. She’s proving to her haters that she is capable of doing anything just to make her family comfortable.

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27th April 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Top of the morning! Let us get right into the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about:

#1. Maina_Kageni

Check Out Maina Kageni’s Brand New German Monster! (PHOTO)

Everyone knows Maina Kageni mints money – no De La Rue! So it really should come as no surprise to anyone that when he decides to treat himself, it is going to be to some big boy toys aye?

#2.EXPOSED! Lillian Muli’s Ex-Husband Moves On (PHOTOS)

Remember what happened on the 6th of September 2009? No? Allow me to refresh your memory. This was the day sexy TV siren Lilian Muli broke the hearts of many young men, who had always had a dream of marrying her. She tied the knot with her baby daddy on that day, in a glitzy wedding ceremony that saw top public figures in attendance.

#3. lucy-kibaki-profile

BREAKING NEWS! Lucy Kibaki Is Dead!

Its  sad day for the nation. Reports reaching us indicate that Former First Lady Lucy Kibaki is no more. The wife of former President Mwai Kibaki has been ailing for a while now and has been out of the public limelight.

#4. Robert_Alai_Main

#RIPMamaLucy: Robert Alai Attacked Over Comments About Lucy Kibaki

Robert Alai is back. I had missed the chap. He had gone on a rather uncharacteristically silent stint and seeing him back on his worst behaviour is something I rather like.

#5. Rongai Matatu

ALAR!! Meet The “Mzungu” Makanga Who Has Left Nairobians In Shock

Team Mafisi mpo? There is a new female tout in town. Forget about the rest that you have come across.  This particular one is a light skin. Most Nairobi city commuters cannot resist her. Her yellow-yellow beauty is an eye candy to many, especially men.

 

#6. 

NI YEYE KWELI? Citizen TV’s Janet Mbugua Looks Unrecognizable In New Photoshoot (Photos)

Citizen TV’s Janet Mbugua has once again caused a stir on social media, barely a month after she stole the show at award-winning gospel singer’s Daddy Owen’s wedding. She is currently the talk of the town, after she posted a series of photos on her Instagram account from a recent photoshoot.

#7. Ciru Muriuki

WACHENI UPUZI! Ciru Muriuki Throws Chills Off The Window, To Blast People For Confusing Her With A Former Radio Queen

Have you ever been confused for somebody else? Whether in a good way or otherwise. Personally I have and it’s never a good feeling at all. There was a time a certain hot chic from my hood confused me for a certain cobbler in our neighborhood, and I didn’t like it. We met at the bus stop one chilly morning and she casually greeted me with a simple “hi” and even before I responded, she shouted “ulimalizana na ile kiatu yangu? I hope uliipiga uzi vizuri…”

 

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WACHA KUTURINGIA NA PAIR MOJA YA VIATU! You’ll Be Shocked By The Number of Shoes In Wilbroda’s Son’s Bedroom!

Kenyans are funny people. They will flaunt everything they own, including that one pair of mitumba converse shoes they bought 3 years ago and Kenyan footballers are a good example. They will always try and be swag in some funny outfits which they term as “the look” trying to compete with the likes of Fally Ipupa.

NKTEST! Here Are The Most Annoying Behaviours Of Kenyan Footballers

Well, while you are busy flossing to us with such, Papa Shirandula actress Wilbroda’s son owns hundreds of pairs of shoes that can even pay your salary for six months. He is one of the stylish kids of Kenyan Instagram. Apart from the shoes, his bedroom is also well organised compared to some of you, who sleep in untidy rooms.

Anyway, to prove that your mitumba converse shoes are nothing; we give you a sneak peek into Wilbroda’s son’s bedroom.

Also read: Never Seen Before! Meet Papa Shirandula’s Wilbroda’s Baby Daddy (PHOTOS)

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Is Rita Ora Taunting Beyoncé? After Being Accused Of Bedding Jay Z, Ora Steps Out In EXACT Gucci Outfit Worn By Superstar

KUMBE HANA PESA? Zari Hassan’s Ex Lover In Trouble For Stealing Water

#RIPMamaLucy: Robert Alai Attacked Over Comments About Lucy Kibaki

Robert Alai is back. I had missed the chap. He had gone on a rather uncharacteristically silent stint and seeing him back on his worst behaviour is something I rather like.

Anyway, Mama Lucy Kibaki tragically passed on earlier today and the nation has gone into a mourning phase save for one person: Alai.

#RIPMamaLucy: Kenya’s Politicians, Celebrities And Other Prominent People Mourn The Death Of Former First Lady Lucy Kibaki

He took to his Twitter account to get into his bashful digital role -a role he plays so well I might add- and went to town on Lucy Kibaki. Some of the things he said include:

And the internets went mad! He has been trending for a minute now. What do you think about what he said? Do you agree or nah? Let us know in the comment section below.

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NYONGWA! This Photo Of Comedian Dr. Ofweneke With His Hot Wife Will Leave You Lurching With Jealousy

WACHENI UPUZI! Ciru Muriuki Throws Chills Off The Window, To Blast People For Confusing Her With A Former Radio Queen

Have you ever been confused for somebody else? Whether in a good way or otherwise. Personally I have and it’s never a good feeling at all. There was a time a certain hot chic from my hood confused me for a certain cobbler in our neighborhood, and I didn’t like it. We met at the bus stop one chilly morning and she casually greeted me with a simple “hi” and even before I responded, she shouted “ulimalizana na ile kiatu yangu? I hope uliipiga uzi vizuri…”

At that point I moved to cut her statements short by telling her, with the meanest of attitudes, that I really wasn’t who she was mistaking me for. With all the simplicity she could find, she said sorry and boarded a boda boda. I was hurt… A cobbler? Lol!

I didn’t let her woes spoil my day, as I quickly dismissed that awkward episode, especially after recalling how I had put some other chiqa in a similar position in Mombasa. I had confused her for my ex and since we were no longer in talking terms and I had thought that bumping into each other at a far place would have broken the ice between us.

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#RIPMamaLucy: 7 Things You Didn’t Know About The Late Lucy Kibaki

#RIPMamaLucy: Kenya’s Politicians, Celebrities And Other Prominent People Mourn The Death Of Former First Lady Lucy Kibaki

ALAR!! Meet The “Mzungu” Makanga Who Has Left Nairobians In Shock

Team Mafisi mpo? There is a new female tout in town. Forget about the rest that you have come across.  This particular one is a light skin. Most Nairobi city commuters cannot resist her. Her yellow-yellow beauty is an eye candy to many, especially men.

ALIUMBWA AKAUMBIKA! Meet The Hottest Female ‘Makanga’ Driving Rongai Men WILD WITH LUST (PHOTOS)

Her photo has gone viral leaving many wagging tongues. She is beautiful. And as they say; kazi ni kazi bora mtu asindikize maisha.

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How To Know A Kenyan Woman Is Cheating

Being cheated on in Kenya is nothing special. We hear the stories day in day out. Kenyan women have even become smarter in this game. I’m about to save you from such a sour ending of your fairy tale. Here are some of the signs that she’s cheating on you without telling it. Straight away signs…

1. Fishy late night texts

When she doesn’t fall sleep in bed. Is she on her phone just chatting away and smiling? When you ask her why she’s still up, she says she’s just catching up with her girls since she always has a busy schedule. Why can’t she just invite them to come over for dinner or a weekend lunch meet up? That sounds worrying, right?

2. She’s not as interested as she used to be

Your conversations no longer make her brighten up. She never genuinely enjoys your stories and she zones out and even starts texting while you’re on a date. It’s apparent that she’s found someone else who makes her happy. It’s a red flag and you should be able to sense this. If you bring it up and she brushes it off as a non-issue, wake up and smell the coffee.

You probably have spotted number 3! >>

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#RIPMamaLucy: FULL DETAILS SURROUNDING MAMA LUCY KIBAKI’S SUDDEN DEATH

#RIPMAMALUCY: WE WILL MISS YOU! Here Are Lucy Kibaki’s Best Moments

It’s a sad day for Kenyans. We are mourning the death of former First lady Lucy Kibaki. She passed on early this morning at the Bupa Cromwell Hospital in London. Lucy Kibaki has been sick for a while and was last seen in public on an official function on August 27, 2010 during the promulgation of the Constitution at Uhuru Park.

BREAKING NEWS! Lucy Kibaki Is Dead!

She was a true leader, a devoted and loving wife to former President Mwai Kibaki. Well, to celebrate the life of the late former First Lady, here are some of her best moments.

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#RIPMAMALUCY: Mama Lucy Kibaki With Her Family And Grandchildren

Lucy Kibaki with family

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Monday 25 April 2016

“I Was Very Embarrassed About My Weight!” Confesses Keroche Breweries Heiress

Losing weight is a great challenge especially to those who are considered plus size. One has to exercise daily and eat healthy so as to achieve that desired look. It’s not that easy, but some end up reaching their goals, and Keroche Breweries heiress Anerlisa Muigai is one good example.

The rich kid on Kenyan Instagram narrated how she was struggling with weight loss since last year, and how she has embarked on a fitness journey, hoping to shed off more kilo’s soon.

Anerlisa Muigai

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26th April 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Top of the morning beautiful people. I hope you are well rested. But for those of you like me who have long nights, there is no rest for the wicked so chin up and keep keeping on! Let us get right into the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about:

#1. kitili-ben

“Even If I Hate Arsenal, I Still Love You”, Confesses Ben Kitili’s Wife

 KTN news anchor Ben Kitili can be listed as one of the most talented and passionate presenters around. No one can beat him when it comes to doing what he does best. His prowess on the mic has enabled him gain a huge fan-base.

 

#2. Ian Mbugua

Uzee Kitu Gani! Did You See What Kenya’s Oldest Fashionista, Ian Mbugua, Wore Over The Weekend? (PHOTO)

He is one of the most controversial men around, if I must say so. He will rock anything in the name of fashion just so that people can talk. He is none other than Citizen TV’s Fashion Watch Panelist Ian Mbugua. The old grandpa is a great “fashionista”.

#3. Papa_Wemba

‘Papa Wemba Predicted His Death’ Claims Singer Kidum

Kenyan-based Burundian artiste Kidum has claimed that the late legendary soukous singer Jules Shungu Wembadio Pene Kikumba, popularly known as Papa Wemba, had prognosticated his death.

#4. Kathy Kiuna Reverend

Haiya! Here’s The Other Side Of Bishop Allan Kiuna You’ve Never Seen Before

We all know Bishop Allan Kiuna as one of the most stylish and popular pastors around. He lives a lavish lifestyle. He resides in one of the posh estates in the city. The flamboyant pastor, who is the founder of the famous Jubilee Christian Church, is said to be one of the best marriage counselors around.

#5. Janet Mbugua

Janet Mbugua Reveals Why She Chose To Honeymoon In Her Country Kenya

Kenya is one of the most beautiful countries around. Our rich culture and tourism sites have earned us the bragging rights around the East African region and beyond. From the cool beaches of Mombasa to the world famous wildebeest migration in the Maasai Mara to Turkana, we are proud of our nation.

#6. Huddah_Monroe

Hilarious! “Huddah Monroe” Mourns Papa Wemba (PHOTO)

The internet was abuzz with news of Papa Wemba’s sad demise yesterday. For those of you too young to know what lingala sounds like, allow me to introduce Papa Wemba to you and yours.

#7. explicit-content

Thirst For Fame! Meet The Wannabe Socialite Who Wants You To See Her “Goodies” (PHOTOS)

The world is coming to an end. The rate at which Kenyan ladies are splashing nudies is alarming. Wannabe socialites are mushrooming from every corner of the country in the name of being “role models”. Young girls nowadays trend because of negative reasons; if they are not posting nudies online, they are busy chasing after “sponsors”.

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Here’s Why Tanzanian Women Will Always Beat Kenyans On Twerking – Watch This Video

In Tanzania, ladies don’t twerk for fun; it’s a business that is handled in a professional manner, and there are actually people who teach how to shake that booty.

Despite the banning of ‘twerking” in public by the Tanzanian government, it seems the highly sexual dance move is still very popular, and some experts actually show young girls how to do it better.

Vera Sidika Is Not Playing! Check Out The Hottest Twerk Video She Has Ever Put Out

I stumbled upon a video of a woman giving instructions on how to twerk, to some three women with big derrieres, in a pool of water. Were they being trained for a music video or could it be something more serious?

Check out the video below;

Also readWARNING LADIES: Never Ever Try Twerking Like This Girl – SHE’S TERRIBLE! (VIDEO)

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UNADHANI WEWE NI NDUME? Meet The Man Who Has Had Sex With 2,500 Women

“A Real Man Does Not Smoke Shisha. The Only Strawberry Flavoured Product A Man Should Use Is Protection” Says Njoki Chege

Sunday 24 April 2016

Hilarious! “Huddah Monroe” Mourns Papa Wemba (PHOTO)

Janet Mbugua Reveals Why She Chose To Honeymoon In Her Country Kenya

Kenya is one of the most beautiful countries around. Our rich culture and tourism sites have earned us the bragging rights around the East African region and beyond. From the cool beaches of Mombasa to the world famous wildebeest migration in the Maasai Mara to Turkana, we are proud of our nation.

Well, celebrated Citizen TV’s New Anchor Janet Mbugua, is among many Kenyans who appreciate our nation and this could be evident after her wedding. The sexy TV siren chose Laikipia County for her honeymoon destination, not that she couldn’t afford going to an expensive location, but just because she loves Kenya. Well, the sexy mother of one just revealed why she decided to honeymoon in Kenya.

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‘If Opening My Legs Will Give Me What I Want, I Don’t Care Or Give A Damn Anymore!’ Declares Angry Nairobi Woman

Kenyan women are so daring. They will do anything just to satisfy their pleasures. Be it selling the “gold” in between their legs or peddling drugs, they will do anything just to get money or live the life.

A Kenyan woman by the name Evelyne Mwangi is the talk of the town after she posted shocking revelations on social media. The don’t care lady revealed that she will use her “gold” to acquire wealth. Even if it kills her. Evelyne further confessed that she will not dish out her goodies to broke men who don’t add value in her life. Really? Has it gotten to this point?

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Enyewe Ni Mungu! Chase Bank Employees Break Into Song And Dance After Bank Was Reopened (VIDEO)

There is always light at the end of the tunnel. No matter what you go through, always remember God will never forsake you. Just recently, Chase Bank was the talk of the town after it was closed down but it seems their prayers have finally been answered.

RIP English! Mwanaisha Chidzuga Murders The Queens Language In Angry Rant

The Bank is set to be reopened next week after the intervention of the Central Bank of Kenya. When the CBK governor Mr. Njoroge announced the good news, Chase Bank employees broke into song and dance and below is the video of some of them celebrating

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Life After Dennis Okari! Betty Kyallo Is Really Glowing In This Photo After Nasty Break Up

The long awaited moment has finally come. Many are happy because their best TV anchor Betty Kyallo has finally spoken out. The sexy TV siren has been keeping a low profile in the past few weeks after rumours hit the street of their reported split from hubby Dennis Okari. This came barely six months after their ‘million dollar’ picturesque “sponsored” wedding.

MWANAUME KAMILI! You Will Be Shocked By What Dennis Okari Has Just Done Following His ‘Breakup’ With Betty Kyallo

This saw the two power couple trend on social media, week after week. And to keep off this humdrum; Betty Kyallo decided to take leave off work, maybe to sort out issues in her marriage. It seems all is well and that she has moved on. Betty Kyallo has just confirmed that she will be back on air tomorrow after a long break. She further thanked her family, fans, and friends for the support in a long message she penned on her Instagram account.

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Friday 22 April 2016

5 ULTIMATE Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Nairobi Fckboy

Nairobi is awash with f*ckboys. No really, I am a dude and even I know this fact. I honestly pity a lot of these lasses just coming out of college because they are usually the target of your favourite estate f*ckboys.

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My poor friend Caro got herself mixed with a Kenyan f*ckboy and not just a f*ckboy but one of the worst variety, a Nairobi fuckboy. One of those lads who think it’s cool to have matatu tout in their resume.
Anyway, my friend Caro was head over heels for the lad only to find out she was in her relationship alone cos the homie was only down for shagging.

He played with her emotions like Kenyan politicians play with our economy. This was the same old story of girl meeting boy. Boy wooing girl. Girl falling in love with boy but they hadn’t really defined what it was they were… Another one bites the dust.

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Hot Or Not: Vera Sidika Is Back With A New Look! Is It Winning? (PHOTO GALLERY)

“My Life Is In Danger!” Declares Man Who Exposed Kakamega Hospital Patients Sleeping On Cartons

Just a few days after a Kenyan man, Calos Arap Sang (his Facebook username), took to social media to expose the problems that patients at the Kakamega Provincial Hospital go through, he  is now a frightened man. He says his life is in danger.

Sang posted photos of patients at the Kakamega hospital sleeping on carton boxes due to lack of mattresses. The story went viral and was even aired on local TV stations.

Kweli Mnyonge Hana Haki! Patients In Kakamega Provincial Hospital Have Been Sleeping On Carton Boxes! (PHOTOS)

Sang has revealed that he has been receiving threats from top officials in the County government and has even been harrassed and forced to leave the county.

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Thursday 21 April 2016

22nd April 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

#1. Lilian Muli

Mushene Itawamaliza!!! Kenyans Go Berserk After Lillian Muli Is Spotted With This Mysterious Man

Citizen TV’s Lilian Muli has been keeping a low profile of late and let’s hope she is okay. The celebrated presenter, who seems to be a thorn in the flesh of many (her haters who will say anything negative about her), is once again the talk of the town after photos of her posing with a man went viral.

#2. Willy_Paul

WILLY PAUL MTOMBI – List Of All Women Gospel Singer Willy Paul Has Allegedly Slept Around With

In Kenya, Willy Paul can only be compared to rapcellency Prezzo when it comes to sleeping around with different women. They’re both champions in this area. Unlike Prezzo, the award-winning gospel singer positions himself as a holy person, yet his actions prove otherwise.

#3. Willis Raburu

CHILLS WACHIA NYANYAKO! Popular Journalist Blasts Citizen TV’s Willis Raburu

Television news anchors are expected to be the best when it comes to dressing. Their craft cannot be compared to that of their counterparts on radio. They should be the most fashion-conscious people around.

#4. 

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#5.Ciku Muiruri

SHUMA NI LAZIMA! Controversial Former Radio Queen Still Single But ‘Ndume’ Is A Must Have

When Ciku Muiruri left Classic 105, many of her “fans”, especially those who loved the dreaded “Busted” segment, were left heartbroken. She used to command authority whenever she was on air. Before moving to Classic 105, Ciku had stints as a radio host on Capital FM, Kiss 100 and Easy FM.

#6. Lupita Nyong'o

IS THIS FOR REAL! You Will Be Shocked By What Lupita Nyong’o Has Just Said

Lupita Nyong’o is beautiful, a damsel, a true definition of an African woman. Despite all the fame and money, the award-winning actress is down to earth, she lives a simple life unlike most young girls, who blow money on worldly pleasures.

#7. Cheating Cover

‘My Cheating Husband Has Even “Eaten” My Mother!’ Cries Out Angry Kenyan Woman 

What is wrong with our Kenyan men? Nowadays, some of them behave like animals! They sleep with anyone in a skirt, whether related or not. Are these not the signs of end times? Kenyan men are said to be the most unfaithful and the many stories of women complaining about them on social media says a lot.

 

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KULA KWA MACHO! Meet The Sexy Kenyan Pilot Team Mafisi Can’t Resist (PHOTO)

Days are gone when jobs such as engineering and law were only meant for men. Nowadays, there is a group of women who have come out to disapprove this notion, and if you are keen enough, you can easily tell. Women have become leaders, from politics to heads of corporates and even senior teachers, we are very proud of them.

Well, there is a 32-year-old female pilot who is currently the talk of the town. Her name is Hilda Wendy. She is beautiful and sexy. No man can resist her. Wendy works for Fast Jet airline. Her gorgeous looks have everyone talking about her. She is the true definition of beauty and brains.

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‘You’re Being Fd For STDs And Unwanted Pregnancies While Others Get Lambos’ Huddah Monroe Takes Shots At Kenyan Women And Men!

HEAVEN SENT! Is He Africa’s Most Handsome And Fashion Conscious Three-Year-Old On Instagram?

“And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.” -Matthew 18:3.

That’s what Jesus Christ told his disciples when they asked Him about who was the greatest in the Kingdom of God. And I concur with His answer. Children are always fun to be with. Their innocent nature always catches you off guard.

Personally, I love children, and just like Jesus, I would say, let the little children come unto me. They are nature’s best! However, I don’t know what happens to them when they finally grow their ass up! The innocence they were once known for disappears to oblivion. Some of them join very weird Saccos like Mafisi and Mafisiress. God have mercy!

This little boy called Khaleed, is a true reflection of the genuine reflection of the word innocent. His fashion sense (whether from his parents or not) is way up there. Could he be the continent’s best clad kid?

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‘Kenyatta National Hospital Just Killed My Wife’ Man Cries After The Hospital Allegedly Neglected His Wife

There have been numerous cases of patients dying because of being dismissed or ignored by health officials; mostly from government-owned hospitals. 

MUNGU TUOKOE! Bahati’s Open Letter To President Uhuru Will Make You Teary!

As much as these issues have been highlighted in the past, it seems the government does not give a single f*ck about those who seek medical help from public hospitals. I December last year, a good Samaritan had to beg Machakos Level 5 Hospital staff to attend to hit and run victim who was rejected because apparently there were no enough beds at the hospital.

Just today, A Facebook user by the name Muyonga has accused the Kenyatta National Hospital of killing his wife. According to the infuriated husband, the doctors at KNH discarded documents which could have been used to save his wife’s life.

Read his post below;

 “Kenyatta National Hospital just killed my wife, I had every document from Tigon Hospital @ Limuru to go directly to the kidney doctor @ KNH but they threw away all of those papers and started their test for two days imagine for emergency, my wife died without any attendance from KNH doctors only what they did it to take her on oxygen when she fainted, They told me to go home promising me to take care of her, but they called me yesterday morning telling me that there’s emergency but when I reached there they told me she didn’t make, but the truth is that she fainted alone on bed and fell and died.”
Do you think Muyonga’s life could have been saved? Let us know what you think in the comment section below.

 

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SHUMA NI LAZIMA! Controversial Former Radio Queen Still Single But ‘Ndume’ Is A Must Have

CHILLS WACHIA NYANYAKO! Popular Journalist Blasts Citizen TV’s Willis Raburu

Television news anchors are expected to be the best when it comes to dressing. Their craft cannot be compared to that of their counterparts on radio. They should be the best fashion-conscious people around.

Unlike radio guys, whose voices are the major assets they possess, TV presenters have to be sharply clad. Their craft combines their voices, looks and appearance to make the complete package for the viewer.

A radio presenter can hit the studio in only their underwear, and no one in their audience will notice- unless he/she takes it to Snapchat! TV is meant for the eyes more than the ears. So whatever the image you show on screen, it will definitely be judged by sections of your viewers. This happened to one news anchor on one of the most popular local television stations.

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Kenyans Export Crime To USA: Two Youth Arrested For Nairobi Half Life – Like Violent Robbery

Two Kenyans were arrested in the US state of Oregon after an armed robbery.  The suspects allegedly attempted to do something Kenyans are re-known for; running but failed to get away from the police who were in hot pursuit.

Nash Muraya, 21, and Alex Ngatia, 20, are both charged in connection with an incident in Southeast Portland on Sunday night. What happened you ask? Well, I’m glad you asked.

The victim told police he was robbed at gunpoint by a man who fled the scene in a car with two other people inside.

Police officers traced the vehicle and tried to stop it but the driver took off and a high-speed chase ensued.

The car was found abandoned in the area after officers deployed a spike strip on the vehicle’s tyres.

They combed the area where they found the three suspects. A woman was later released without charges.

The gun used in the robbery was recovered on the ground near the scene.

 

 

Source: Here

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Good Laawwd! You Won’t Believe What Kind Of Advice This Radio Presenter Is Giving To Parents

So the triumphant national rugby sevens team, Shujaa, returned to the country after winning their first world circuit 7s trophy ever. What many didn’t know is that we had some of the best players in that squad, whose parents never wished to see them play the tough game. They even advised them against it. Who’s laughing now?

One of these players is the remarkable Collins Injera. The energetic and speedy Mwamba SC winger is now a world famous star. The most recent win for the national team has been received with great pleasure, especially by the highest office in the land. President Uhuru Kenyatta is expected to be meeting the team at State House in Nairobi today.

rugby 7sFlashy Classic 105 presenter Nick Odhiambo has, however, twisted all the talk about the Shujaa win into a laughable one. Look at what he told parents, whose advice to their children was similar to that of the Injeras…

Nick Odhiambo Calls Darkskin Girls Ugly, Kenyans Tear At Him!

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MMETUCHOSHA PRISS! KOT Troll Light Skinned Women Check Out The Comments

There has always been a debate about who is better between dark skinned and light skinned women. Many men seem to prefer light skinned women over dark ones, although they have never given a concrete reason for this. Most of them go for ‘light skins’ just for the colour, not knowing that the darker the berry the sweeter it is.

Well, today, Kenyans on social media have decided to bash light skinned women who think they own Kenya. They are currently trending on Twitter under the hash tag #LightSkinProverbs.

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Viral Videos: This Is The Video That Has Every Kenyan Laughing!

After you have spent all your money on a lass, taking her shopping and out for a fun time, she starts telling you she have headache. Abeg. Coman “lub” my back!

 

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Wednesday 20 April 2016

SAVAGERY! Nyahururu Residents Push Elephant Into Ditch Burn It Alive And Feast On It (PHOTO)

Kenya is one of the most beautiful countries in the world. It is a tourist destination thanks to our different cultures and wildlife, but it seems that some people are looking to chase away the tourists. Yesterday, residents from a village in Nyahururu pushed an elephant into a ditch, burnt it alive and feasted on its meat in broad daylight.

Where are the KWS officers? Is someone sleeping on the job? KWS should ensure that our animals are protected or else, we will have nothing to be proud of.

Such cases have been rampant in the recent past and let us hope something will be done.

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SIKU ZA MWIZI NI AROBAINI! Nairobi’s Most Notorious Thief Killed

They say days of a thief are numbered, and I agree. A wanted lone gunman popularly known as Kevo, who has been terrorising motorists along Uhuru Highway, Nairobi, was shot dead  last night after a chase by police.

Police said Kevo was traced to Uhuru Park after he had snatched a mobile phone from a motorist along Uhuru Highway near Parliament Buildings. He was also wanted over similar incidents but he did not have a gun at the time of his killing. The mobile phone was recovered from him and handed over to the owner, while the body was moved to the mortuary.

Cases of attacks on motorists on the highway have been on the rise with little arrests. Police have intensified patrols in the area where even rape incidents take place.

 

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IS THIS FOR REAL! You Will Be Shocked By What Lupita Nyong’o Has Just Said

Lupita Nyong’o is beautiful, a damsel, a true definition of an African woman. Despite all the fame and money, the award-winning actress is down to earth, she lives a simple life unlike most young girls who blow money on worldly pleasures.

The Jungle Book actress, who was recently honoured by Variety Magazine in its 2016 power women issue, has sent tongues wagging after she revealed that she doesn’t own a TV set during a recent interview. *shocked!

Yet back in Kenya, people kill each other over TVs! Well, when asked how she learns about current affairs, she said that she gets 411 from her friends. Wewe endelea kupigania remote!

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21st April 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Top of the morning to you and yours this gloomy Thursday morning. Let us get into some hot stories to keep the brain warm:

#1. Betty_Kyallo

‘A Kisii Man Never Sheds Tears In Public!’ Man Points Out Where Dennis Okari Dropped The Ball

The last two months NTV’s Dennis Okari and his estranged wife Betty Kyallo have been the talk of the town, and it seems the trend is continuing, despite both of them having remained silent. It all started as a rumour but right now, it has become real. The two are no longer together; they don’t share a bed anymore.

#2. terryanne chebet

UPENDO WA MAMA! TerryAnne Chebet Proves That She Is The Best Mother In The World, See What She Did For Her Daughter (PHOTOS)

Mtoto si nguo, Utaomba mtu; this must be the song celebrated Citizen TV’s TerryAnne Chebet sings every morning she wakes up to see her daughter.

 #3. 

Photo Of The Day: Governor Hassan Joho With Betty Kyallo And Her Brother Brian Msafiri

#4. 

President Uhuru’s Oldest Son Shows Off His Beautiful Girlfriend (PHOTOS)

While everyone was focusing on the events unfolding at Afraha Stadium, Nakuru as UhuRuto led the Ocampo 6 in a thanksgiving ceremony, most people forgot to focus on one particular member of the First Family – Jomo, the first born son of the President.

#5. Kikuyu_Cars

UKIKUYU ITAWAUA! 4 Weird Things Kikuyus Do To Their Cars That Leave Many Totally Bewildered

Just like Nigerian writer, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie would put it, the problem with stereotypes is not that they are untrue, but that they are incomplete. They make one story become the only story. Kikuyus are not only good when it comes to business; they are just as good in many other things.

#6. Pastor Ng'ang'a

City Council Apana Nyanyako! Pastor Ng’ang’a’s Church Shut Down By Authorities

Controversial pastor Apostle James Ng’ang’a’s followers must be somewhere crying and praying that God helps them defeat the “devil”, which in this case is City Hall officers. Yesterday the Neno Evangelism Centre Church on Haile Selassie Avenue was shut down over Sh507,404 debt during the city council operation crackdown on businesses in the CBD over unpaid land rates.

#7. Uhuru Kenyatta6

HII NI KALI TENA SANA! A Never-Before-Seen Photo Of The Kenyattas’ Is Simply Epic!

President Uhuru Kenyatta has been deemed the “most humble” President Kenya has ever had. He has been compared many times with US President Barrack Obama, whom Kenyans like to say, is one of them, just because his dad hailed from Kenya. Don’t ask for my opinion on that issue, though.

 

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IS SHE LYING? Here’s How Socialite Pendo Apparently Bought Her New Car And House (VIDEO)

UKIKUYU ITAWAUA! 4 Weird Things Kikuyus Do To Their Cars That Leave Many Totally Bewildered

Just like Nigerian writer, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie would put it, the problem with stereotypes is not that they are untrue, but that they are incomplete. They make one story become the only story. Kikuyus are not only good when it comes to business; they are just as good in many other things. 

I live in Kiambu County, so technically, I get to spend a lot of time with many people from the highlands regardless of age, gender or financial status.

PESA KWA WINGI! Kenyan Actor Shaniqwa Flosses ‘His’ Sh40 Million Car (Photo)

Honestly speaking, I’ve been able to learn a lot from these folks, but one thing still baffles me up to date; they do so much with their cars! Some weird, but others are actually cool.

So, what are some of these things Kikuyus do with their cars;

1. Pimping Rides Too Much – There’s nothing wrong with making your car look cool, but sometimes I feel like you over do it. I have a neighbour who owns an old model Toyota Corolla that has been properly pimped out complete with huge unnecessary yellow headlights, a chandelier, and Rihanna posters.

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2. No Respect For Expensive Cars – As much as Kikuyus love their cars, you’re most likely to meet someone who carries such stuff in expensive cars. (See picture below)

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3. Every Car Can Play The Role Of A Pick Up – Apparently a car without a carrier or space for carrying stuff, is considered useless.  True or nah?Kikuyu_Cars

Also read: Endelea Kufinyana Kwa Matatu! Here Are The Expensive Cars Your Favourite Comedians Bought In 2015

4. Having Their Names/Pictures On Cars – Names are important, and make us feel great but do we really have to paste our names or even pictures on personal cars? I saw a car with a sticker on the back which read ‘NjoroMutho,’. The car apparently belongs to one Njoroge and his wife, Muthoni.

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Your Nunu Is Not Yours To Keep Give It Out! Nairobi Pastor Tells Married Women To Give Enough Sex To Their Men Or They Will Get It Somewhere Else

Is sex an over-glorified subject nowadays? Left, right and centre, the topic of sex dominates. It’s on almost everyone’s lips. Even worse, our radio and television stations have made sex talk dominate their prime time broadcasts. Why?

Now, a Nairobi pastor is not beating about the bush either when it comes to this controversial subject. He is telling like it is and a lot of Mafisi Sacco members seem to be walking on the moon as they second his sentiments. They will always like people who seem to support their cause.

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Pastor Leo Kinuthia defines himself as a “child of God and a practicing follower of Jesus Christ”. He is married and has two sons. He currently serves as the executive pastor at International Christian Center (ICC) in Nairobi. Kinuthia is also a blogger and author. He has penned two books, SEX: Principles & Values and 60 Days Marathon – Love. Relationships. Sex.

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WATOTO SIO WAJINGA NANI! Three-Year-Old Son Of A Kenyan Gospel Singer In US Knows Way Too Much Between What’s Good And Bad (PHOTOS)

Kweli Mnyonge Hana Haki! Patients In Kakamega Provincial Hospital Have Been Sleeping On Carton Boxes! (PHOTOS)

As a developing country, Kenya faces a lot of challenges such as poverty, poor infrastructure, insecurity, diseases, poor health facilities among others. It seems like we will still drag behind seeing the kind of things that are happening in our hospitals. Ever since the introduction of the counties, the health sector has been deteriorating everyday and we hope the central government will do something.

Photos of patients in Kakamega Provincial Hospital sleeping on carton boxes are making rounds on social media and this has left many with more questions than answers. The hospital lacks mattresses and patients are forced to lie on carton boxes. Kakamega County has been in the past listed among the poorly performing counties.

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What is the county government doing to save people from dying?

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IS KENYA A SEX THIRSTY NATION? Popular Hypeman And Former Radio Presenter Calls For More ‘SEX’ On Kenyan TVs

The Kenya Film Classification Board (KFCB) has been bashed lately by many Kenyans for their banning spree of any visuals they deem too sexy for TV. These range from films to adverts and music videos. On social media, particularly Facebook and Twitter, the wrath of Kenyans towards the government-run entity has been pouring like the biblical fire that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah.

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Rage. Displeasure. Anger. More anger. All this has been manifested in their tweets and posts,  leaving some of us asking: where does the buck stop? What do we really want on our televisions? Whats should be on our televisions? Who defines which content is morally upright on our TVs?

Among the people who have been so angered by the actions of KFCB is one Davidson Ngibuini aka DNG. The former radio host and singer/rapper, and now seasoned emcee and hypeman, feels like the Board has overstepped its mandate by being ignorant when banning TV content.

DNG and his brideThis is what he had to say…

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