Since Obama visited us last year and gave a speech on gender equality, women have become empowered in many ways such as in education, their jobs, among other rights especially dumping rights. Gone are the ill fated days when ladies had to be the victims In all heart ache and break up issues. I mean we used to be the ones still longing for second chances and always wondering why there is a cold silence after things went down. I know you get what I mean. Well my dear Kenyan men, it’s now our turn! Ever laid a lady and now you are wondering why you cannot afford even one grey tick on WhatsApp, or why suddenly your calls don’t go through her line? Brother you were blocked, a good one. Check out the reasons why you fell into the blacklist;
- HYGIENE
If you have a dirty house …and by dirty I mean, from your doorstep there are dirty pairs of socks, shoes all over plus your clothes, this not only is disturbing but traumatic and it automatically puts someone off. A lady cannot think of going back to a stinky environment. So next time you are expecting a mama around, try and get all cleaned up. Take a good bath and use some Air Wick to freshen up your crib.
2. LAME STORIES
If you want to be in the good books of a woman, you have to be charming, that’s a requirement. I can’t come to your place and all we talk about is the painting on your wall, cars and football, ladies like their gossip hot. I am not saying you should gossip… Try and be in the know, like what shoes Vera Sidika rocked and maybe why Betty left Okari.
3. HOSTILITY
Oh my dear men, my first time in your house should be a day to remember. I get to your house then ask for a glass of water and you direct me to the kitchen, this is a joke! It then gets to lunch time and you probably tell me to check out something in the fridge then warm it up with your lame excuse “we sio mgeni hapa “…as if we stay together.
Create an impression on this day, pick a lady up, get to the house and give her options on drinks she would like to take (Usitaje kitu hauna). Order food if you can’t cook, remember if you make a lady cook on the first day, that’s disrespect (kwani you just got a new maid). Be hospitable so that she comes back.
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