1st September 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Top of the morning to you and yours! I hope you’re rested up but even if you aren’t the weekend is here so all you have to do is look forward to tomorrow and rest ye shall find for thine tired soul.So let us get right into the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about:

#1.

KIFO OHH KIFO! Former TV Anchor Anne Ngugi Is Mourning!

An unknown author is quoted: “Life asked death, ‘Why do people love me but hate you?’ Death responded, ‘Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth.” Pure truth. Kifo hakina huruma. Celebrated TV news Anchor, Anne Ngugi is mourning. It has been a while since we saw her on TV. She was last on air on K24 before the mass redundancy sackings that saw her jobless.

#2.

Diamond Was Paid More Than President Uhuru Kenyatta For A 2 Hour Show! Find Out Just How Much He Earned Here

Diamond is one of the biggest stars in East Africa and indeed, on the African entertainment scene. So it stands to reason that when you ask him to perform, you must be ready to cough up the big bucks!

#3.

Julie Gichuru Caught On Candid Camera Exchanging Saliva With Man

Julie Gichuru is known for being the very definition of what a powerful lady is. The very epitome of everything “woman”. And why not, she has the feminine tri-factor:

#4.

Woman Undergoes HUGE Transformation After Huddah Monroe Called Her Ugly (PHOTOS)

A few years ago, Sandra Otieno was just an average girl who was subjected to vitriol by people who thought she was unattractive because of her dark skin colour.

#5.

KICHAPO CHA MBWA! Woman Severely Beats Up Her Husband On Nairobi Streets (VIDEO)

Here’s the thing, I don’t condone domestic violence but I can’t comprehend why when a man beats up a woman it leads to condemnation while the vice versa leads to ridicule.

#6.

USIDANGANYWE PRISS! Here Are The Seven Must-Have Moves That Make You An Expert Between The Sheets

A great body? Being able to tie a cherry stalk into a knot with your tongue? Knowing every position in the Kama Sutra?

What ARE the qualities that separate an average lover from a brilliant one?

#7.

UTAMU WA YESU! Check Out These Beautiful Photos Of Gospel Singer Christina Shusho, Everyone Is Talking About

Maisha ndani ya Yesu ni tamu, I say (insert comedian Churchill’s voice). You will never go wrong with Jesus Christ if you doubt this, ask Size 8 and Christina Shusho. These women are good examples.

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MARRIAGE IS SWEET! Emmy Kosgei And Husband Mark Third Wedding Anniversary (PHOTOS)

Drama! Disgraced Miss World Kenya Winner Sues Pageant Sponsors, Ashleys

Boinnet Aongeze Huyu Mshahara! Heroic Officer Wows Many After Horrific Accident

When you hear the words ‘Kenyan police officers’ what usually comes to mind is fierce, ruthless, inhuman, unfriendly and heartless people. No one on this earth can convince you that they are good people! But one MK Dhadho, a police officer, has come out to disapprove this notion.

Last week, MK Dhadho helped a two Kenyans who were “stranded” in the middle of nowhere after their colleague left them to rush a family that was involved in a grisly road accident to hospital (they were on their way back to Nairobi from Karatina). A Kenyan who witnessed the incident took to social media to share the story with the rest of Kenyans and the touching story has left many praising MK Dhadho for his kind heart.

Here is MK Dhadho’s story that everyone is talking about;

“At times we meet people who surprise us and give us a reason to fall in love with the forces, last week it happened that we went to Karatina for some business on our way back we met a family that was involved in an accident my friend Peter Maina Mwangi rushed them to tumutumu hospital and left me Carol Mbiyu Ann Anne Wanjiku and Nash wainaina to take care of the car bearing in mind that the accident has occurred in the middle of nowhere and there came a police van just like any other occasions they asked questions mko sawa blablabla but to our surprise this senior police officer came out of that vehicle and started controlling traffic made a call to Nyeri headquarters so that we could get rescued he promised to stay with us at the scene until the rescue team came.”Unajua sio watu wote wazuri tutakaa na nyinyi hapa mpaka wenzetu wafike”that statement surprised us as well this man MK DHADO deserves the best likes and comments and shares he is a true servant of the people.I TAKE THIS CHANCE TO APPRECIATE MK DHADHO.PLZ GUYS WHEN YOU COME ACROSS THIS POST SHARE IT TO SHOW SOME LOVE AND APPRECIATION TO THIS POLICE MAN.”

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Avril Atalia Machozi! Photos Of Her Ex-Fiance’s Fabulous Houses And Cars Surface

Money is good. It can buy you anything including happiness and singer Avril’s ex-lover, Muga, is a great example. The lad is living like a king! He is never afraid of flaunting his wealth on social media; from posh cars, homes and even expensive drinks, Muga is living a life many only dream of.

Muga parted ways with Avril mid this year after their relationship seemed not to bear any fruit. The man from South Africa who was engaged to Avril three years back, took too long to marry her and he recently left back to his home country where it seems he is enjoying life and has already moved. Fortunately, so has Avril.

KULA KWA MACHO! Avril Leaves Kenyan Men’s Blood Boiling After She Stepped Out Like This

Avril recently released a new song Wewe featuring Susumila which is currently dominating the local airwaves, and who knows, the song may win the duo an award come next year’s Bingwa Awards ceremony.

On the other hand , the Nikimuona singer’s ex-lover is living life in the fast lane and this can be evident from the photos posted online. Although many have always questioned his source of wealth, Muga has maintained that he is a business/farmer….let us not speculate. The controversial man has been sharing photos on his Instagram just to give us a glimpse into his everyday life ever since he left the country.

Also read: Avril’s Ex-Fiance Takes HIV Tests Days After Being Dumped Like Smelly Trash! Find Out His Status Here

While you are busy flossing to us your parents’ property, check out the fabulous lifestyle of Avril’s ex-boyfriend.

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KIFO OHH KIFO! Former TV Anchor Anne Ngugi Is Mourning!

An unknown author is quoted: “Life asked death, ‘Why do people love me but hate you?’ Death responded, ‘Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth.” Pure truth. Kifo hakina huruma. Celebrated TV news Anchor, Anne Ngugi is mourning. It has been a while since we saw her on TV. She was last on air on K24 before the mass redundancy sackings that saw her jobless.

KOSA KAZI UJUE MARAFIKI! Popular Presenter Anne Ngugi Speaks About Her Life After She Was Sacked By K24

Anne Ngugi was the darling of the 7pm news segment where her mastery of the Swahili language endeared her to her audience. Beside being a TV news reader, Anne is a mother. She was recently in the limelight when she did an interview with Citizen TV’s Lulu Hassan and Kanze Dena.

That is when the world got to meet her teenage daughter, Angel who was born with a birth defect called congenital hydrocephalus (the build-up of excess cerebrospinal fluid in the brain at birth). Despite her condition, Angel has never let that deter her from following her dreams. She performed and wowed a lot of people.

Everyone Is Talking About Ann Ngugi’s Daughter! Find Out Why

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Mungu Ni Mwema! Akothee Is Finally Out Of Danger

Check Out This Crazy Scene From An Early Morning Accident Along Mombasa Road

Whenever I am on the road, I am cognizant of the fact that I am surrounded by danger. I guess that is natural for someone who has been in an accident. That said, I also remember to thank the ancestors for keeping me safe when I arrive at my destination.

But life isn’t always a bed of roses and tragedies make up this bitter sweet journey we are on called life.
And so it is that a bus lost control and skidded on the road, ending up on it’s side. And someone took a video and sent it to us. Check this crazy scene out:

We hope everyone is safe.

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31st August 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Top of the morning to you and yours. I had a wonderful day yesterday and I woke up feeling ever so loved up. And I hope you will receive these blessings and positive energy I am sending your way.

But enough pseudo science and cookery, let us get into the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about and alas, yesterday’s top story is a sad one indeed:

#1.

NI KANA KWAMBA KIFO HAKINA HURUMA! Akothee Suffers Miscarriage , Loses Her Twins

Reports reaching our desk indicate that Akothee has suffered a miscarriage and lost her twins. The misfortune occurred in Geneva Switzerland where she and her family had gone on holiday.

#2.

WTF! Kenyan University Student Leaks Her NUDE PHOTOS (EXPLICIT CONTENT)

The struggle to become famous in Kenya is real; especially for women. You need to do anything – mostly bad – so as to gain any level of fame. From splashing nudies on various social media platforms to even leaking your sex tape, you will for sure become famous in a span of 15 minutes.

#3.

Tragic! NTV’s Seth Olale’s ‘Daughter’ Is No More

Celebrated NTV’s senior sports anchor, Seth Olale and his family are mourning the demise of their loved one; his sister-in-law, June Wendy, who passed away on Saturday.

#4.

AIBU NAYO! Two Women Stripped Naked And Beaten For Stealing (PHOTO)

There was drama in Embu town on Monday evening after two women were roughed up and stripped naked for stealing.

This was after the two who have now been identified as Wincate Wangui and Faith Mukami were suspected of stealing Sh17,000 from a local businessman.

#5.

MTANYOOKA! Diamond Plantnumz Wife Viciously Attacks Huddah Monroe In Snapchat Rant

The Chibus drama continues! Not so long ago, Diamond Platnumz and his wife were involved in a family drama; it all started by the Utanipenda hit singer forcing his wife to abort his unborn child; her second pregnancy but she refused.

#6.

Kama Umeokoka Funga Macho! Photos Of Eric Omondi And His Girlfriend Naked In Bed Emerge

Kenyan celebrities will do anything for attention – be it good or bad. They are also the kings and queens of celebrity stunts. Celebrated Kenyan comedian, Eric Omondi, has caused a stir online after naked pics of him and his fiancée surfaced online.

#7.

EXPOSED! 8 Ways Of Spotting A Good Kenyan Sponsor

Sponsors have become a necessity in the lives of Kenyan women. You are not a complete woman if you don’t have a sponsor! You have no say before your friends if you are “sponsorless”.

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Mzee Ako Poa! Mwai Kibaki’s Family Gives Update On The Former Kenyan President

Woiii Mungu Muonekanie! Latest Update On Akothee’s Health

EXPOSED! 8 Ways Of Spotting A Good Kenyan Sponsor

Sponsors have become a necessity in the lives of Kenyan women. You are not a complete woman if you don’t have a sponsor! You have no say before your friends if you are “sponsorless”. You need one, two or even ten and you will fit into that peer group. When your pals start bragging about how Mr. Onyango the engineer, Mr. Kamau the farmer, Mr. Kerich the wheat farmer or the 86-year-old Mzungu gave her Sh100,000 to furnish her bedsitter and how she spent the whole weekend in Zanzibar, mami, you also have to be on top of the game and tell them how that sponsor of yours treated you so that they can rate you whether ako down or not.

Well, recently, I wrote an article on the types of women Kenyan sponsors like and I received a lot of feedback on that story. Some comments were pretty cool but others were so funny, I died of laughter. Even as I’m writing this, I’m almost on the floor.

“Hapo umesema ukweli, I once sponsored a chic who stayed in Umoja. All I could do was visit her smash then namuwachia 10k ajisort the whole month…” This comment by a Facebook pal almost broke my ribs.

Here Are The Types Of Women Kenyan Sponsors Like

Anyway, all that said and done, today I would like to talk about what really makes a good sponsor or rather the qualities of a sponsor. With the help of my colleagues, here are the 8 qualities or ways of spotting a good Kenyan sponsor of a Kenyan sponsor, go through and comment at the end of the article.

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30th August 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Top of the morning to you and yours. Today I am in a rather happy mood. So the stories will be fire. So let us get right into it:

#1.

Marriage Is Sweet! Check Out Photos Of Mark Masai And His Wife Looking All Loved Up

#2.

END OF THE ROAD! Notorious Nairobi Carjacker Finally Caught In The Act (PHOTOS)

A man suspected to be behind various incidents of city carjackings was finally caught in the act at Galleria Mall on Sunday.

#3.

Willy Paul’s Date With Rachael Shebesh Raises Eyebrows

Willy Paul’s flirtatious nature has earned him the nicknames ‘badboy of gospel’ and ‘playboy’ among his peers.

#4.

Despite Nasty Breakup With Wifey, DNG Still Celebrates ‘Small Sister’s’ Beautiful Wedding Ceremony (Photos)

Mapenzi yana run dunia. Best believe it. Popular Kenyan hypemaster, David Ngibuini known to fans as DNG has not given up on believing in love. Even when his very public and nasty breakup with his wifey, Yvette Nungiri,  hit social media with a murderous thud. Tweeps talked about it for days before they moved on to the next trending hashtag. It did not help that DNG fuelled the split rumours by subtweeting his estranged wife.

#5.

Shock As Java House Customer Finds Snail In His Meal – Here’s Their Response

One of Kenya’s leading eateries has come under sharp criticism after a customer found a slug in his food.

In a Twitter post, Fred Chumo, a lawyer by profession, said he found a snail (actually a slug) after ordering a salad at Java House.

#6.

UKIONA VIMEUNDWA! Voluptuous TV Personality Grace Msalame Talks About Her Struggle With Weight Loss

She is considered eye candy by any red blooded male and female alike. Grace Msalame may be unaware of the effect she has on us mere mortals, but one thing she knows is how to stay grounded, displaying a sober head on her shoulders.

#7.

Jesus Come Down! Here Are The Funniest Names Of African Churches

The false prophet of the end times is described in Revelation 13:11-15. He is also referred to as the “second beast” (Revelation 16:13, 19:20, 20:10). Together with the Antichrist and Satan, who empowers both of them, the false prophet is the third party in the unholy trinity.

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‘Majority Of Nigerian Men Are Impotent,’ Says Popular Pharmacist

Tell a man he is down in bed or poor when it comes to romance and you will kill his ego and self-esteem. Kemi Olunloyo; a Nigerian journalist, pharmacist, gun violence activist and social media personality and also the editor of #HNNAfrica, a world and health news blog is currently the talk of the town.

The lady who is never afraid of speaking her mind has hit Nigerian men under the belts.

NAWAOOOH! Here Are The Top 6 Most Common Behaviours Of Nigerians Living In Kenya

An article titled “Not everybody has perfect sense organs” which was published by a local daily has become the topic of discussion on social media and Kemi Olunloyo decided to comment on the trending topic only to earn her all sorts of abuses from our Nigerian ‘brodas’. According to Kemi, “Nigerian men are impotent” and they keep on sending her messages, asking for pharmaceutical advice.

Also read: Woishee… Kenyan Female Partygoer GANG-RAPED By 6 Nigerians In Umoja (HORRIFYING DETAILS)

This did not go well with the Nigerian men and below is what some of them had to say;

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Kwisha Diamond! Is Diamond Platnumz Wife Zari Still In Love With Her Ex Husband?

Ugandan city businesswoman and socialite Zari Hassan has been in the spotlight for quite a while now, even before getting married to Diamond Platnumz. Her fame has earned her both ardent fans and haters and this can be evident from the comments on her social media every time she posts something. Zari met Diamond Platnumz on a flight back in 2014 and they started dating, eventually getting married.

The power couple was then blessed with a beautiful daughter Tiffah Dangote who broke the Internet barely 24 hours after she was born. Tiffah has brought joy and laughter to her parents’ life and she is currently the most popular, stylish and number one followed child on Instagram with more than 600k followers. Tiffah has been enrolled in a daycare in South Africa and rumour has it that she might not be going back to her father’s land, Tanzania, anytime soon.

You Won’t Be Seeing Diamond’s Daughter For A While. She’ll Be Too Busy For You

Well, recently, Zari shocked her fans after she posted a photo of her ex-husband, Ivan Semwanga, the father of her three sons. Does she still love him? Do the two still have a thing? Is Zari trying to get him back? Or is she trying to make Diamond jealous?

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Jesus Come Down! Here Are The Funniest Names Of African Churches

The false prophet of the end times is described in Revelation 13:11-15. He is also referred to as the “second beast” (Revelation 16:13, 19:20, 20:10). Together with the Antichrist and Satan, who empowers both of them, the false prophet is the third party in the unholy trinity.

Whoever the false prophet turns out to be, the final world deception and apostasy will be great, and the whole world will be caught up in it. The deceivers and false teachers we see today are the forerunners of the Antichrist and the false prophet, and we must not be deceived by them. These false teachers abound, and they are moving us toward a final satanic kingdom. We must faithfully proclaim the saving gospel of Jesus Christ and rescue the souls of men and women from the coming disaster. (At least according to http://ift.tt/2bwtYWi).

Well, the end times seem to be here and from the current happenings, one can tell so. From false prophets mushrooming from every corner of the world to performing fake miracles and conning believers, Jesus should come back. In Africa, we have several preachers both real and fake who come up with new churches daily deceiving believers that they are indeed God sent but who are we to judge? Only God can.

Despite the fact that we at times criticise these churches and the owners, there are just some of the churches with funny or rather crazy names. From Helicopter of God to Laboratory of God Church, here are the African churches with the funniest names.

1. Helicopter of God

2. Finger of God

3. Milk and Honey

4. Fire Ministries

5. Laboratory of God Church

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Never Seen Before! Photo Of Prophet Kanyari And Betty Bayo’s Daughter Surfaces

Being a parent is such a great feeling and nothing beats the joy of a mother or a father seeing their child or children grow up. But although parenthood comes with a lot of challenges, we appreciate parents across the world for the good work and 11th Hour hit singer Betty Bayo is a good example.

Kusota Ni Wewe! See How Pastor Kanyari’s Daughter Rolls (PHOTOS)

The estranged wife to controversial pastor Victor Kanyari is a good mother to her two children; one who she sired with the dubious Salvation Healing Ministry televangelist and another one with a different man whose identity she has never revealed. Betty Bayo who has been through hell and recently released a song talking about her past life which was warmly received by her fans, seems to have moved on with her life and her current photos tell the same story.

Not Even Pastor Kanyari Can Resist Her! Check Out This Super Gorgeous Photo Of Betty Bayo After Giving Birth

Betty Bayo is enjoying motherhood and despite giving birth, she has managed to maintain her youthful looks unlike many women who struggle with post-baby bodies. The sexy mother of two was recently congratulated by her fans for being a good mother after she shared a photo of her first born child; Kanyari’s daughter. Betty posted a photo of her seated in a car with her adorable daughter – who is a spitting image of her dad pastor Kanyari and she is all grown up!

Also read: Instead Of Shame God Will Give You Favour! Betty Bayo’s Confession Will Make You Shed Tears (VIDEO)

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Marriage Is Sweet! Check Out Photos Of Mark Masai And His Wife Looking All Loved Up

Gyming Won’t Help You Get That Hot Lady …Here’s An Easier Way!!

I know. You might have thought that hitting the gym will help you but no. Sorry to burst your bubble but those abs will not pay the bills, especially if you’re a hustler. Your crush will end up being with someone with more money than you. Love simply does not bring bread to the table.

My friend, there’s no easier way to get that girl into considering you as her man for life. It is not rocket science. If you’ve been following my conversation, you might have guessed it right by now.

Girls love being spoilt. They love feeling secure. They love being pampered. There’s only one thing that can give you all that. It’s money. Money runs the world.

All you need to do is win in this week’s Sportpesa jackpot. They are offering a whooping 21 million shillings! Now, that’s more than enough to win over that lady! You’ll also have enough cash to invest in building a home, buy yourself a slick SUV and lead a happy thereafter.

You may need to invest in a fun business (something that you’ve always wanted to do) and make money out of it.

I have a couple ideas that you may explore. You can be a celebrity hair stylist or launch a fashion line. That sounds so cool, right?

Now, if you want all that to happen, head over to the Sportpesa jackpot website and play in this week’s Sportpesa Jackpot!

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END OF THE ROAD! Notorious Nairobi Carjacker Finally Caught In The Act (PHOTOS)

Despite Nasty Breakup With Wifey, DNG Still Celebrates ‘Small Sister’s’ Beautiful Wedding Ceremony (Photos)

29th August 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Top of the morn to you and yours. I hope like me, yoou’ve had a restive weekend and are feeling energized enough for the week ahead. But before we even begin to speak about the week ahead, let us quickly recap the weekend that was in stories. And here are the 7 hottest stories from the weekend that just concluded that Kenyans are talking about:

#1.

PESA OTAS! Here Is David Rudisha’s Expensive Mansion That Everyone Is Talking About (PHOTO)

Kenyan athlete David Lekuta Rudisha has done us proud time and time again ensuring our flag flies high in foreign competitions.

#2.

Bahati Finally Spills The Beans About His Alleged Relationship With His Tanzanian Wife To Be

Bahati is one of the most talented and creative artistes around. He has won two Groove Awards in two consecutive years. Bahati’s prowess on the mic has earned him both ardent fans and haters. Bahati who is arguably the best artiste in the local gospel industry. His music is the best and is always enjoyed both by the young and old and it has always dominated the local airwaves.

#3.

The Gloves Are Off! Is Prophet Kanyari Viciously Attacking His Estranged Wife Betty Bayo In This Cryptic Message?

Love is a beautiful thing but at times, it leaves people heartbroken no matter how strong you try to play or act.

#4.

MAAJABU YA MUSA! Woman Caught Faking Pregnant Belly With A Balloon

Let’s be honest, women have been faking pregnancies for ages but cases of using a balloon to show that you are with child are almost unheard of. That is why we are all here.

#5.

UNYAMA! Heartless Woman Who Knocked This Man Down Leaving Him To Die Finally Speaks Up (PHOTOS)

A middle-aged man has accused a lady of knocking him down and leaving him on the roadside to die.

In a Facebook post, Mohammed Gedi says he was cycling a mountain bike along Mombasa Road when the woman identified as Lilly Vera hit him from behind with her Toyota Rav 4 car.

#6.

MAPENZI NAYO! See What Joyce Omondi Told Wahiga Mwaura After Returning Safely From Rio Olympics

Less than eight months after they tied the knot, Wahiga Mwaura and Joyce Omondi were forced to spend weeks apart after the former was sent to cover the 2016 Olympic Games held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

#7.

Afadhali Yesu! Size 8 Never Looked This Hot When She Was Secular, DJ MO Must Be Smiling

They say life becomes good once you accept Jesus Christ as the saviour of your life and I totally agree. Everything in your life changes completely. Celebrated gospel singer Linet Munyali popularly known as Size 8 is a perfect example. The Mateke hitmaker has transformed into a gorgeous woman ever since she quit the secular industry to join the gospel ministry.

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7 Of The Most Hilarious Robert Mugabe Quotes Doing Rounds (Photos)

It’s a gloomy and cold Sunday and it looks like the sun won’t be shining anytime time soon.

As you make yourself a cup of hot chocolate, I will compile a few funny quotes that will clearly make your day brighter.

Lately, the Internet has been going crazy with funny quotes they call “Robert Mugabe quotes.”

Take a seat and have a good laugh. You’re welcome.

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Where The Hell Is Laura Oyier? She Disappeared After Going Shopping For Gucci Handbags

PESA OTAS! Here Is David Rudisha’s Expensive Mansion That Everyone Is Talking About (PHOTO)

Tycoon Kenyan Holiday Lover Richard Branson Reveals How He Cheated Death In High-Speed Bike Crash (PHOTOS)

‘Spare Us Your Drama And Handle Your Sh*t!,’ DNG Savagely Attacks Ringtone’s Alleged Baby Mama

UNYAMA GANI HUU! Rapist Father Impregnates Mentally Ill Daughter In Kiambu

Some people can be so evil!!! Imagine a man who takes advantage of his daughter’s mental illness to sleep with her, to rape her and even getting her pregnant? This has been the unfortunate case on six mentally challenged women from one family in Kabete, Kiambu county.

The six have just been rescued from men – including their father, who’ve been taking advantage of their situation to sexually abuse them.

Mpasho Investigates Tears of Sorrow Part 1: The Horrors of Rape and Sodomy In Kenya

The women, four sisters aged between 15 and 30 and two girls aged 10 and 11 years – born of one of the four sisters- were rescued from Kiangari village by anti-gender based violence activists on Thursday.

David Gachuruba, a community policing officer in the area, said the girls – whose mother is also mentally challenged – have been suffering despite the silent watch of neighbours.

Sadistic Police Officers Allegedly Gang Rape Teenager Then Carve Their Names Into Her Flesh

“One of the girls is pregnant as a result of the rape by her father, none of them can coherently explain what has been taking place but we thought it wise to move the family out of the area,” he said.

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Pastor Exorcised After Striking A Deal With The Devil (VIDEO)

I say it is good to ‘test the waters’ when it comes to religion – attend a service in a different church, but you should know that not all churches are founded in God’s name. Now enough of my preaching, lets get down to the story at hand.

Pastor Victory Chiaka was so desperate to save his church in Imo State, Nigeria that he went to an occult specialist to sacrifice a chicken and a goat to give him a supernatural edge.

Mazingaombwe! Pastor Uses Invisible Power To Knock Down Church Members (VIDEO)

He told Emmanuel TV: “When my ministry was growing, some people started to threaten me.”As they were threatening me, the church started to fold. I went to my pastor friend who took me to a witch doctor.”

“I asked the witch doctor to do a charm for my protection and for my church to grow and have a large crowd.”

“The witch doctor told me that he would prepare a charm for me and that I will swallow,” he continued.

“He said that with these charms, no one would be able to kill me. And also that I would have the power to do miracles. Man of God, please deliver me.”

He sought help from The Synagogue Church Of All Nations, who cast the devil out of him in spectacular fashion, causing him to shake violently and crouch on all fours.

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL:Pastor Arrested For Impregnating A 10-YEAR-OLD Girl (Video)

He added: “I felt like I saw an angel who flashed light at me and the next thing was I found myself by the altar.”

Below is the video of the the fallen pastor being exorcised.

 

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MAAJABU YA MUSA! Woman Caught Faking Pregnant Belly With A Balloon

Let’s be honest, women have been faking pregnancies for ages but cases of using a balloon to show that you are with child are almost unheard of. That is why we are all here.

A woman has found herself in hot soup after she was caught hiding a balloon in her clothes under the guise of being pregnant.

Purity Kiritu was admitted at Othaya District Hospital on Wednesday at 7:30 pm after pretending that she was about to go into labor.

After preparing a delivery room in readiness for her bundle of joy, the nurses the were shocked to find a red inflated balloon neatly tucked under her clothes.

It is then that they decided to inform the local police who came to the hospital and arrested the woman. The balloon was not spared either as it was taken in as evidence.

The 21-year-old woman reportedly travelled from Nairobi to Murang’a four days ago to stay with her mother-in-law Ms. Josephine Wairimu where she would deliver.

Other reports say that she was under pressure from her husband who works as a boda boda operator to give him a child.

Speaking anonymously, a police officer said the fake pregnancy was just a ploy to steal a baby from the hospital or seeking to be referred to Pumwani Maternity Hospital which has been nicknamed ‘baby kiosk’.

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The Gloves Are Off! Is Prophet Kanyari Viciously Attacking His Estranged Wife Betty Bayo In This Cryptic Message?

Interesting Life Story: How Size 8 Became One Of The Most Influential Kenyans

Size 8 is one of the most popular musicians in Kenya, and her music has penetrated to the grass root level of this nation. From being played in matatus to constantly being on the airwaves, the gorgeous singer and mum has had a stellar career in the entertainment scene.

It has not been easy, in fact, take a seat and read her powerful success story.

Linet Munyali was born in 1987 in a Christian home as the 6th child of a family of 7 children and is daughter to Samuel and Esther Munyali. She went to Dr. Livingstone primary school where she excelled securing her a place at State House Girls High School and due lack of funds, she was given a full scholarship by the government.

In 2004 she got another full scholarship at the prestigious Hillcrest Secondary School where she did her O level and A level. Again due to lack of funds, her education journey ended there after her A levels.

Despite the fact that she was given a half scholarship at Manchester University she could not raise the remaining half. Heart broken, she decided to venture into a musical career in 2008 and was signed by Clemo of Calif records. In August 2009 she released her first single ‘Size 8’ which became a hit song, launching her musical journey.

CHECK OUT ONE OF SIZE 8’S MOST POPULAR SONGS HERE

In 2013 she lead a peace campaign which was centered on educating the youth against political violence. In the same year she made a switch, gave her life to Jesus Christ and began singing gospel music. She is now a renowned gospel artist, and in 2014 she got married to DJ Mo a, popular gospel DJ.

She has traveled all over the country and worked with renowned companies such as Safaricom, Coca Cola, Equity Bank and many more. Size 8 is the leading female artist in the country and is currently ranked 85th most influential person in Kenya with fans numbering over 10 million. She hopes to use this influence to bring a positive impact to our beloved country.

In November 2015,  Size 8 was blessed with a beautiful baby girl, Ladasha Belle who increased her popularity among mothers. Her baby is also a celebrity in her own way, having a huge following on social media. This new mother has won and been nominated in numerous awards like Groove Awards, Mwafaka Awards, Chaguo la Teeniez, Kisima Awards and Coast Awards.

She has been an ambassador for many companies, the biggest one being the face of Safaricom Limited, the leading and most profitable company in Kenya. She also has a foundation aimed at bringing hope to the girl child titled “kasichana ka’ngae” which has involved her touring the country and visiting many girls’ schools to mentor and empower the young ladies.

Most recently, Size 8 was chosen as the host for #TheSearch, the next big reality show on Kenyan TV. She will be working with other personalities including Patricia Kihoro and Chris Adwar to discover the next big talent in music.

The show is currently accepting entries and all you need to do is call 0711 046 777, sing your heart out and stand a chance to win 1M shillings and a music & video recording contract. The show is proudly brought to you by Kiss TV and Johari Cleff in collaboration with Kiss FM. Try your luck!

 

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This May Be The Reason Why You Got Rejected By That Hot Girl!

Ever been rejected? Rejection hurts, trust me. I’ve been there before. In my case, it was an issue to do with my over-confidence. I once approached a hot chick with a Land Rover Discovery. Yes, she gave me her contact but she never picked my calls or replied to my texts.

For others, it may have been something totally different, possibly the tragic advent of acne?… Many people usually pop their pimples when they get them, which is possibly the worst decision you can make. The aftermath is a pockmarked face, uneven complexion and numerous dark spots.

Acne may be the reason why your skin may have contributed to you being rejected. You see, when a lady sees a flawless faced gentleman, he automatically get a ‘plus’ sign.

Guys, let us give you a little lesson: There are three types of spots that are left when you pop a pimple.

There’s the ice pick scars, which resemble a large, dented pore. There are boxear scars, which are rectangular in shape while rolling cars are round with sloping edges. You definitely don’t want to have these ruining your A-game. What you need to do is get on the cleansing process. ASAP!

I recommend the Mentholatum Acnes products, which left my pal with flawlessly smooth skin. She’s even gotten to win major pageants internationally and has upped the scale of her business ventures because of her good looks. All you need to do is to visit your nearest store.

For easy, quick access to this miracle acne cure, visit Salvy Beauty at Rahimtulla Building, Moi Avenue near Bazaar – 0728591507.

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ZAKE ZISHATIMIA! Son To Kenyan MP To Be Hanged For Robbery With Violence (PHOTOS)

“Kenyan Sponsors Be Ready!”, Declares Sexy Upcoming Socialite

Raila Odinga Should Quit Politics And Write Love Poems! See His Heartfelt Message To Wife Ida On Her Birthday

Raila Odinga is one of the most powerful politicians in the country. Having been born into a political dynasty, Jakom, as he is popularly known has always been on the forefront; fighting corruption amongst other issues affecting the country. The opposition leader is currently campaigning round the clock so as to get as many voters as possible to vote for him in the upcoming 2017 general election.

Well, being married to one of the most respected, powerful and admired woman in the world Ida Odinga, Raila is truly a lucky man. His wife Ida is his greatest supporter and inspiration and is always there for him despite what. The power couple, who were blessed with four children (but one; Fidel Odinga passed away early last year), have been married for over 42 years.

Meet Kenya’s Most Powerful Couples Who Everybody Is Jealous Of (PHOTOS)

Ida who also plays a key role in campaigning for the girl child in Kenya, has managed to gain millions of supporters across the globe thanks to her great personality. Mama Ida who prefers a low profile away from the public eye is not only a good wife and leader, but also a loving and caring mother to her family. And if you watched her interview last year, you can recall how emotional she was, especially whenever she talked about the late Fidel.

Arguably the best couple in Kenya, Raila and Ida always lead by example. Jakom is never afraid of showing his affection to his wife, even in public. Unlike most politicians who do not show off their families in public, Raila is extremely proud of his. Well, yesterday while celebrating Ida’s birthday; Raila Odinga penned down a heartwarming message to his better half that has left many mesmerized.

Also read: Raila Odinga Hits The Gym (PHOTO)

He is madly in love with Ida even after having been together for more than four decades.

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REVEALED: The One Thing That Will Prevent You From Getting Your Dream Job!

You didn’t come this far just to end up dying having not gotten your dream job. The simple things that we ignore are the ones that affect us the most. I’ll give you a perfect example: You are supposed to do your shopping this evening at the most convenient supermarket you know. However, there’s a new movie that everyone in town is talking about and you choose to go watch it instead of buying the week’s supplies.

The next morning, you wake up feeling all tired and with no bathing soap, fragrance and food. Worse still, you’re late for work. Meaning, priorities matter!

One major thing that can prevent your dreams from coming true is bad skin – more commonly known as facial acne. Skin care is something that we should all be doing diligently, however, it is highly ignored because of the fast lives we lead.

Picture yourself being a model or salesperson applying for a job, competing against those hot, good looking guys and girls. Will you have a fair chance? Yes, qualifications are admirable but some careers require you to have a good complexion. I’m sorry to say that if you have spots on your skin, some of these jobs will be out of bounds for you.

From personal experience , I have friends who are successful models and are doing greater things abroad. Taking care of their skin has not only given them traction in the modeling industry but has also made them inspiring public figures as far as skin care is concerned and they get loads of DMs and enquiries about their beauty regimens.

One of my close friends, a Miss World contestant and winner shared with me the secret a few weeks ago. She uses Mentholatum Acnes skin care products, which help her clear the acne and have flawless skin.

Put yourself in these shoes; You’re a really pretty lady and have an interview for a cabin crew job. Your skin is full of dark spots and fresh zits. This will definitely prevent you from getting the job, because I am sure there are other more competitive (and beautiful) candidates who have taken the time to make sure that they have flawless skin.

So there you have it. If you are having acne issues, try out the Mentholatum Acnes skin care products. They are the best solution to all your skin care worries and could just be the boost you need to let you reach your wildest dreams.

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Chinekee!!! Husband Dumps Wife For Calling Him Chameleone During Sex

Joseph Mayanja popularly known as Jose Chameleone is one of the best artistes East Africa has ever produced and he is one of the most respected and admired musicians in the region being a role model to many. With a musical career spanning close to two decades, Chameleone is well-versed in what it takes to put on an entertaining show for his fans both locally and internationally.

WAPENDE WASIPENDE! Here Are The Five Things Kenyan Artistes Should Learn From Diamond Platnumz And Jose Chameleone

Whenever he rocks the stage, he doesn’t disappoint. Known for his hit songs such as Wale Wale, Valu Valu, Tubonge, Dorothia, Nkoleki etc, Jose Chameleone has managed to stay relevant in the competitive music industry. His clean image has also earned him a huge fan-base across the globe as well as major deals with top corporates.

Jose Chameleone who is currently working with Coke Music is a father of three adorable kids and one of them, the eldest decided to follow his footsteps. The Tubonge singer who also played a big role in this year’s elections in Uganda is without a doubt the richest singer in the country and among the top three in East Africa. The music doctor who is also a brother to Ugandan musicians Weasel, Pallaso and the late AK 47.

Also read:TUTAONANA SIKU MOJA! Jose Chameleone’s Tribute To His Late Brother Will Make You Teary

Well, Chameleone who has won the hearts of many is currently trending in Uganda after a woman was dumped by her husband for calling the Wale Wale’s hitmaker’s name during sex.

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25th August 2016: These Are The 7 Hottest Stories Kenyans Are Talking About

Top of the morning to you and yours bredren. Today looks like it will be a hectic day what with all dignitaries in town. But fret not, we have the hot stories for you and yours to decongest your morning. Check it out:

#1.

Top 10 Juiciest Celebrity Breasts In Kenyan Showbiz (PHOTO GALLERY)

I am not a perv.

Nah, I simply appreciate the wonders that God hath created. That aside, I truly do find myself wasting my days away day dreaming as I stare at cleavage. What is it with men and mammary glands?

That wasn’t a rhetoric question. That is a genuine question.

#2.

PLEASE GROW UP! KOT Viciously Attack Larry Madowo After Grabbing Testicles (PHOTO)

It seems NTV newscaster Larry Madowo has a new found habit of rubbing people the wrong way and having fun while at it.

#3.

‘My Future Husband Has To Give Me 5,000 Per Month For Hair,’ Declares Popular Socialite

The struggle to become a socialite is real. You will have to sacrifice alot to fit in the socialites industry. You will have to do things which are not pleasing at all so as to become famous. From dishing out nudies to doing some dirty business, its either you do it or quit.

#4.

Tragedy As Female Officer Shoots Herself Dead At JKIA (GRAPHIC PHOTO)

Being a cop is not easy. These guys work for long hours and their pay doesn’t reflect the effort they put in to make sure that you and I are safe. I believe they deserve better. Many of them have committed suicide due to these and other factors, and they continue to.

#5.

Never Seen Before! Meet The Tycoon Behind Governor Hassan Joho’s Success

We all know the flamboyant Mombasa Governor Hassan Joho. He is one of the best governors in the country. He is stylish, handsome and a fashion enthusiast. Joho’s hunk looks have attracted many especially women and that’s why he was branded: eye candy. But did you know the man behind Mombasa city boss Hassan Joho’s success?

#6.

From Sleeping To Taking Phone Calls; Here Are Some Of The Weird Things Kenyans Do In Churches

Kenya is one of the greatest nations in the world. It is among the most religious countries worldwide evidence of which is the numerous denominations dotted around the city. Everyday we see more and more churches mushroom on every corner of the country. Some of the churches are flashy, built using billions while others are just simple, made from mabati but all in all, they serve one purpose.

#7.

Usijiaibishe Priss! Here Are The 15 Foods You Must AVOID If You’re Planning On Having Sex Tonight

While we all know what we should be eating when it comes to getting turned on in the bedroom, we’re not very sure which foods we should avoid.

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