His Excellency Hon Robert Mugabe, the President of the Republic of Zimbabwe is one of the most popular Heads of State in the world. Being one of the longest serving Presidents in Africa, Mugabe has managed to gain both ardent fans and haters across the globe. Popularly referred to as Uncle Bob, he is often trolled on social media with people going to the extent of mocking him by creating meme’s, with the famous Mugabe “quotes” touching on relationships, women and even men.
Well, below is a compilation of hilarious quotes by President Robert Mugabe on women; go through;
- Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.
2. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece of hair from her weave to give to the witch doctor, either an innocent Brazilian woman goes mad or a factory in China catches fire.
3. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a Canopy.
4. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.
5. If she’s no longer uploading pics then she’s pregnant.
6. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
7. Some of todays modern girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes, but they expect a guy to last for 2 hours in bed? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.
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