I had a crappy time last night, stuck in traffic then having to drive through Gachie which honest to God scares the bejebus out of me. But all that was worth it because I have the 7 hottest stories Kenyans are talking about:
#1.
University Lecturer Videotapes Himself Deflowering Campus Student (VIDEO)
I am not ashamed to say that I actively searched for this video all the way to the land of the Naira and back only to find some thirsty bredren had already uploaded it right here. Comrade power!Actually, I woke up at 1am today simply to trawl the internets for this video and trust that I eventually found it after spending a shameful amount of time looking. On the up and up, I have learnt some new tricks for the next time I need to do the same.
#2.
Mutaongea Hadi Muchoke! Hassan Joho And Betty Kyallo Floss Matching Pair Of 60,000/- Gucci Shoes
I feel so bad that my rent is late and here we have two friends showing off shoes worth a total of 120,000/-! Actually, I feel sick.
A few weeks back, Mpasho ran a story about Betty Kyallo Mutei’s 60,000/- pair of Gucci tennis shoes. perhaps she took what Octopizzo rapped about to heart. remember
#3.
Another Mzungu Milked Dry By Merciless Kenyans, Now Begging For Food On The Streets
Kenyans are mean. They will do anything without caring about the consequences or impact it may have on others. Just recently, we shared a story of a German national, Frank Heinz, who was milked dry by a Kenyan lady and it seems that was just one of the few cases that are reported while many go unreported.
#4.
UMEONA HII! Here Is The List Of Countries With Men With Big ‘Bananas’ In The World
Nervous men need not wait any more to find out if they measure up against their counterparts from around the world.
An interactive graphic has been published which compares erect penis sizes across the globe.
#5.
Blessings upon Blessings! Citizen TV’s Anne Kiguta Finally Reveals The Gender Of Her Adorable Twins
Citizen TV’s Anne Kiguta is without a doubt one of the best presenters Kenya has ever produced. She is indomitable. Her mastery for the queen’s language speaks for itself and having recently given birth to twins, she has been keeping a low profile and we hope all is well.
#6.
Has Wahu Seen This? Female Fan Runs For The Hills After Nameless Thrusts His Genitals Towards Her (VIDEO EVIDENCE)
Being a celebrity in Kenya is not that easy. You have to be perfect because many see you as a role model to the young generation. But some of the Kenyan celebrities do not act like such, anyway, kila nyani na starehe zake, let them do what they please.
#7.
Emmy Kosgei Rolls Like A Millionaire! When Your Man Has Money, Life Is Good! (PHOTOS)
Emmy Kosgei got married to a Naija televangelist and since then, she has been the very embodiment of many a woman’s ambition. You see, when you marry a rich man, life is good. Youth seems to cling to you which has me convinced that money is the proverbial fountain of youth.
from Lifestyle – Mpasho News http://ift.tt/2bUfuUC
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