First of all, here’s the definition of a fisi for those who might still be in the dark.
fi·si
noun
A man who will go over and beyond just to get into a woman’s pants.
Imagine that old fat dude who seats at the corner at the office took that ratchet socialite for a vacation in Seychelles just to smash. Wah! That ninja is a fisi.
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Kenyans on Twitter have decided to share some of the most common lines used by these thirsty fellas. Ladies, if you happen to hear of these lines from a dude, you better run away.
Check out the hilarious posts below;
#TeamMafisiProverbs UTAKUWA COMFORTABLE UKILALA NA JEANS KWELI? http://pic.twitter.com/X99VLhYXMl
— The TrendSetter. (@ken_kipruto) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs http://pic.twitter.com/QtF9SmoCuY
— Slice of Mt. Zion (@Kinara45) April 8, 2016
Yvonne si juzi juzi tu hapa ulikuwa mtoto. #TeamMafisiProverbs http://pic.twitter.com/l8MfVAll8H
— Adam Without An S (@AdamMaina_) April 8, 2016
Every member and non-member has pulled this one #TeamMafisiProverbs http://pic.twitter.com/bXWJtdN0X9
— Edu (@EdwinMutuma17) April 8, 2016
Her:so do u have a girlfriend?
Fisi: Zi alikufa kwa accident last year….#teammafisiproverbs http://pic.twitter.com/UTdiZKER0G
— IG @mwaviswajohn (@MwaviswaJ) April 8, 2016
See more on the next page.
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Bae: It's over between you and me.
Fisi: Wait, were we dating?
#TeamMafisiProverbs http://pic.twitter.com/xM8WGcsGs3
— Baba Joy (@iam_bett) April 8, 2016
She's just a little drunk am taking her home #TeamMafisiProverbs http://pic.twitter.com/BMi2uxRFNR
— clement (@_clement) April 8, 2016
"Your lips look sweet can I taste them for you?" #TeamMafisiProverbs
— MasakuShadrach (@1Masaku) April 8, 2016
Am allergic to cds,huwa nashikwa na rashes… God is watching you fisis
#TeamMafisiProverbs
— fionamwende (@mwende_martha) April 8, 2016
"I love everything about you" when you just want to hit it and quit it #TeamMafisiProverbs
— Gabriel (@gabrielmusumbi) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs you are in love everyone in your phone book http://pic.twitter.com/RDpScYRAmB
— The Poor Billionaire (@itsdavidmarti) April 8, 2016
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