Listen here gentlemen, if you love playing the night games, there are a few rules that you MUST ALWAYS abide with, in the streets of Nairobi or anywhere else for that matter. One of them is that you should never ever take photographs of a prostitute after you’re done with the business, just pay and walk away.
There’s a gentleman who thought it would be a great idea to take photographs of his woman for the night after she was done with her, but regrettably, the prostitute realized and almost called her colleagues to whoop him.
“wawawawa sema iPhone 6 kuwa karibu kuchukuliwa. Nilienda Down town nika negotiate na poko fulani..sisi hao kwa room- As usual its amust ni record sex sessions zangu (to avoid rende ya wapi picha). So as dame anavua ni chukua snap shpt…i thot sio janjez kumbe ni dame anamesea hizi vitu. Nilisia ooooh nyinyi ndio mnatupiganga fisha mnapereka twitter na Facebook- Ebu leta hio simu haraka haraka…”
“think fast juu dame asha anza kuitana and u know how these lanyez are wakiwa wengi. I sweet talked her and told her madam nilikuwa na zima simu alafu by mistake nikafinya camera..aki madam usiwe hivyo. Nikaongeza sukari, madam mimi ni customer huko, pls usiharibie wenzako biashara juu mkinidhulumu nta show mabeste wasikuwe wanakamu huku na wengi ni mafan wenyu…infact nyi ndio talk of the town..maboy pia usema nyi ukaa top model.”
“I Slept With 3 Prostitutes In One Night, And I Can Prove It” Confesses Kenyan Man
Story originally appeared HERE.
from Mpasho News » Lifestyle http://ift.tt/1NYdjvP
via Mpasho Lifestyle
No comments:
Post a Comment